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B.A.F.W.T.F

You're so fed up that you want to yell and then make out with the person you hate the most

My crush asked me out, but I said no. I was B. A. F. W. T. F and yelled at them and then kissed them anyway.

My friend made fun of me in front of everyone. I was B. A. F. W. T. F and walked up to them and made out with them.

I got a bad grade on my test. I was B. A. F. W. T. F and yelled at my teacher and then asked her to take me to the mall.

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B.A.F.W.O.T.

B. A. F. W. O. T. is when something is so stupid it makes your brain want to explode. It’s like watching a goat do a karate chop.

My mom’s TikTok dance challenge is B. A. F. W. O. T.

That movie about a toaster having a nervous breakdown was B. A. F. W. O. T.

My teacher’s 20-minute explanation of why grass is green is B. A. F. W. O. T.

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B.A.F.W.O.T.

B. A. F. W. O. T. is the worst kind of waste. It’s like eating a whole pizza and then throwing it away.

My cousin’s 500-word essay on why lizards are cool is B. A. F. W. O. T.

That YouTube video about how to tie your shoes in 12 different ways is B. A. F. W. O. T.

My dog’s attempt at a rap battle was B. A. F. W. O. T.

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B.A.F.W.O.T.

B. A. F. W. O. T. is when something is so bad it feels like your soul is being dragged through a mud pit.

That group project with my friend who only knows three words is B. A. F. W. O. T.

That TikTok trend where people scream into a pillow is B. A. F. W. O. T.

My brother’s 10-hour video game marathon is B. A. F. W. O. T.

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B.A.F.W.O.T.

B. A. F. W. O. T. is when you realize your life is just one big mistake.

That test I failed because I forgot to study is B. A. F. W. O. T.

That Instagram post I made at 2 a. m. is B. A. F. W. O. T.

That time I tried to cook and set the house on fire is B. A. F. W. O. T.

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B.A.F.W.O.T.

B. A. F. W. O. T. is when you spend hours on something that takes 10 seconds to fix.

That time I spent 2 hours fixing my phone because it was 10 seconds away from being fixed is B. A. F. W. O. T.

That essay I rewrote 20 times for one typo is B. A. F. W. O. T.

That time I spent 3 hours choosing a shirt is B. A. F. W. O. T.

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B.A.F.F.R

A stupid lazy idiot who talks too much and can't do anything right.

My cousin is a B. A. F. F. R. He failed math and still talks about his video game stats.

My boss called me a B. A. F. F. R. in front of everyone. I had to go home and eat pizza.

My friend's dog is a B. A. F. F. R. It barked at the mailman and ate my homework.

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B.A.F.F.R

A person who thinks they're cool but is actually a total waste of space.

My neighbor is a B. A. F. F. R. He wears a hat inside and still thinks he's the king of the block.

My teacher said I was a B. A. F. F. R. because I doodled on my test and failed.

My brother's pet turtle is a B. A. F. F. R. It doesn't even know how to swim.

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B.A.F.F.R

A total mess who can't handle anything and makes everything worse.

My mom called me a B. A. F. F. R. after I spilled juice on my brother's shirt.

My friend's cat is a B. A. F. F. R. It knocked over the lamp and ran away.

My dad is a B. A. F. F. R. He can't even cook toast without burning it.

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B.A.F. Or BAF

When a girl is so hot it feels like you're about to die from a face-melting level of attractiveness.

My cousin saw her and fainted. Literally. Fainted.

I tried to text her, but my thumbs got stuck together from all the swooning.

My dog stared at her for 10 minutes and then started barking at me like I betrayed him.

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B.A.F. Or BAF

When a girl is so good-looking it’s like she’s been trained by the devil to make you lose your mind.

I walked into the room and my brain short-circuited.

I tried to eat a sandwich and forgot what I was doing because I was too busy staring at her.

My friend whispered, 'I think I just died.' I said, 'Me too.'

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B.A.F. Or BAF

When a girl is so sexy it’s like she just came out of a magical portal that only lets perfect people through.

I saw her and my heart started doing the cha-cha.

I didn’t notice my pants were on fire because I was too busy being distracted by her.

My friend texted me, 'She’s a goddamn miracle.' I said, 'I agree, but I’m also dying.'

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B.A.F. Or BAF

When a girl is so hot it’s like the sun is jealous of her and decided to take a break.

I looked at her and my brain went on vacation.

I tried to answer my phone, but I forgot what I was doing because I was too busy looking at her.

My friend said, 'She’s like a superhero.' I said, 'Yeah, but she’s also a curse.'

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B.A.F. Or BAF

When a girl is so attractive it’s like you’re about to get kicked out of heaven for looking at her too much.

I saw her and I forgot my own name.

I was eating a burger and suddenly my mouth was full of feelings.

My friend said, 'She’s like a goddess.' I said, 'Yeah, but I might have to pay a toll to look at her.'

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B.A.F. Or BAF

When a girl is so good-looking it’s like you’re about to get a tattoo of her face and then regret it.

I saw her and I immediately thought about getting a tattoo.

I tried to focus on my math homework and ended up crying because I was distracted by her.

My friend said, 'She’s like the best part of my day.' I said, 'Yeah, and I might be her best friend now.'

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B.A.F

Bored as F--k. Your brain is slower than a snail on a treadmill and your life is worse than a broken toaster.

Man, this meeting is B. A. F. I could fall asleep and dream about better things.

Why are we still here? This is B. A. F. at its finest.

I'm so B. A. F. I could eat my own socks.

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B.A.F

Backwards Ass Fuck. You're so dumb you could be a human traffic jam.

That kid is a B. A. F. He asked what a pencil was and said it was a 'stick for a chicken.'

My cousin is a B. A. F. He thinks the sky is a ceiling made of clouds.

My teacher called me a B. A. F. for using ‘chicken’ as a verb.

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B.A.F

Boring As Fuck. So boring even your dog fell asleep and started snoring.

This class is Boring As Fuck. I’m going to die of boredom before the year ends.

My mom’s stories are Boring As Fuck. I could sleep through a zombie apocalypse.

That movie was Boring As Fuck. I would’ve rather watched a wall paint itself.

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B.A.F

Best A**hole Friend. They're the kind of friend who gives you a hard time but still saves your life when you're in a bind.

My B. A. F. told me I was a ‘dumb f--k’ but still helped me cheat on a test.

That B. A. F. of mine called me a ‘f--king loser’ but still gave me a f--king 100 on my math test.

My B. A. F. is a f--king menace, but I still love them more than my mom.

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B.A.F

Burn A Fog. Smoke a cigarette so hard you turn into a walking smoke machine.

I Burn A Fog so hard I looked like a walking smoke machine.

That guy Burn A Fog so much he turned into a human chimney.

I Burn A Fog until my lungs tasted like burnt toast.

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