B.A.F. Or BAF
When a girl is so sexy it’s like she just came out of a magical portal that only lets perfect people through.
I saw her and my heart started doing the cha-cha.
I didn’t notice my pants were on fire because I was too busy being distracted by her.
My friend texted me, 'She’s a goddamn miracle.' I said, 'I agree, but I’m also dying.'