Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Bored as F--k. Your brain is slower than a snail on a treadmill and your life is worse than a broken toaster.

Man, this meeting is B. A. F. I could fall asleep and dream about better things.

Why are we still here? This is B. A. F. at its finest.

I'm so B. A. F. I could eat my own socks.

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Backwards Ass Fuck. You're so dumb you could be a human traffic jam.

That kid is a B. A. F. He asked what a pencil was and said it was a 'stick for a chicken.'

My cousin is a B. A. F. He thinks the sky is a ceiling made of clouds.

My teacher called me a B. A. F. for using ‘chicken’ as a verb.

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Boring As Fuck. So boring even your dog fell asleep and started snoring.

This class is Boring As Fuck. I’m going to die of boredom before the year ends.

My mom’s stories are Boring As Fuck. I could sleep through a zombie apocalypse.

That movie was Boring As Fuck. I would’ve rather watched a wall paint itself.

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Best A**hole Friend. They're the kind of friend who gives you a hard time but still saves your life when you're in a bind.

My B. A. F. told me I was a ‘dumb f--k’ but still helped me cheat on a test.

That B. A. F. of mine called me a ‘f--king loser’ but still gave me a f--king 100 on my math test.

My B. A. F. is a f--king menace, but I still love them more than my mom.

5

Burn A Fog. Smoke a cigarette so hard you turn into a walking smoke machine.

I Burn A Fog so hard I looked like a walking smoke machine.

That guy Burn A Fog so much he turned into a human chimney.

I Burn A Fog until my lungs tasted like burnt toast.

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Bitch Ass Friend. A friend who’s not afraid to call you a f--k up and still be your friend.

My Bitch Ass Friend called me a ‘f--king disaster’ but still showed up to my party.

That Bitch Ass Friend of mine said I was a ‘f--king loser’ but still brought me pizza.

My Bitch Ass Friend insulted me but still helped me beat up the school bully.

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Girl is hot like a f--king fireball. She’s so sexy even your crush is jealous.

That girl is hot like a f--king fireball. My crush saw her and instantly forgot about me.

She looked like a f--king fireball. I was too distracted to notice the test.

That girl was so hot I forgot my own name. She’s a f--king fireball.