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B-Tractive

When someone is so plain, they could be the reason why no one likes Mondays.

You're B-Tractive, like a boring lecture.

He's B-Tractive, like my brother's old shoes.

She's B-Tractive, like a slow elevator.

B-Town Spliff

The B-Town Spliff was born in a stinky Buick during a hot box session in Belchertown, MA. It's like a dirty love child of tobacco and weed, smoked out of a corncob pipe like a hillbilly king.

I hit my B-Town Spliff so hard, the Buick started coughing.

My pipe was full of spliff and my life was full of regret.

That corncob pipe was the only thing keeping me from falling out of the Buick.

B-Town Spliff

The B-Town Spliff is the smoky mess you get when you mix weed and tobacco and burn it in a pipe that smells like a dead raccoon.

My B-Town Spliff hit me like a truck full of bad decisions.

I smoked so much spliff, my Buick started to smoke with me.

That pipe was so full of spliff, it looked like it had a bad hair day.

B-Town Spliff

The B-Town Spliff is the reason why your lungs are now a prison for your soul, made in a Buick with a corncob and some dirty weed.

I inhaled that spliff and my soul screamed for mercy.

The Buick was full of spliff and my life was full of blunts.

That pipe was so packed with spliff, it looked like a crime scene.

B-Town Roast

The B-Town Roast is when you take a big head and pop it like a balloon. It happens in Berkeley, and it needs fake coolness and the guts of a lunatic.

"You said you started the band? I had a solo gig in 2003, and I wore pants.", @BerkeleyBragger

"You think you're the king of the club? I was there when the king got kicked out.", @ClubKingBasher

"You said you invented hip-hop? I was rapping before your mom had a job.", @HipHopHater"

B-Town Roast

The B-Town Roast is like a slap fight for people who think they're famous but aren't. It comes from Berkeley and needs smugness and the nerve of a donkey.

"You said you were the first to post that meme? I posted it before you had a phone.", @MemeMaster", "You think you're the best at basketball? I was on the team when you were still in diapers.", @BasketballBragger", "You said you were the first to say that joke? I heard it from my grandma.", @JokeThief"

B-Town Roast

The B-Town Roast is when people get roasted for bragging like they're the main character of a movie they didn't even star in. It's from Berkeley and needs attitude and the guts of a chicken.

"You said you were the love of the school? I had a crush on the principal.", @SchoolLoveRival", "You think you're the best at art? I painted the mural you're standing in front of.", @ArtBragger", "You said you were the smartest in the class? I aced the test before you even opened your eyes.", @SmartAss"

A bunch of loudmouth friends from Berkeley who think they're the best at everything. They've been best friends since they were kids and still hang out like it's the 90s. They ride around in a bus that's so old it smells like regret and pizza.

I saw the whole posse at the park screaming at a pigeon like it owed them money.

They showed up at my mom's house wearing pajamas and eating tacos at 3 a. m.

They tried to take over the coffee shop and ended up fighting over the last latte.

A group of friends from Berkeley who act like they're related even though they're not. They’ve been hanging out since they were kids and still do stupid stuff together, like trying to beat the bus driver at chess.

They showed up at the park wearing matching socks and arguing about who had the best pizza.

They tried to sing at a concert and it was like a disaster.

They fought over the last Takra piece like it was the last piece of pizza in the world.

A group of friends from Berkeley who think they’re the best at everything. They’ve been friends for so long they don’t even need words, just eye rolls and pizza. They ride around in a bus that smells like regret and bad decisions.

They showed up at the coffee shop screaming about how they’re the best at everything.

They fought over a Takra piece like it was the last piece of pizza on Earth.

They tried to take over the park and ended up fighting over a sandwich.

A bunch of friends from Berkeley who act like they’re related even though they’re not. They’re loud, they’re dumb, and they still hang out like it’s the 90s. They ride around in a bus that smells like regret and old pizza.

They showed up at the park wearing pajamas and screaming about how they’re the best.

They fought over the last Takra piece like it was the last piece of pizza in the world.

They tried to take over the coffee shop and ended up fighting over a latte.

A group of friends from Berkeley who think they're the best at everything. They've been friends since they were kids and still do stupid stuff together like arguing about who had the best pizza.

They showed up at the coffee shop screaming about how they’re the best at everything.

They fought over a Takra piece like it was the last piece of pizza on Earth.

They tried to take over the park and ended up fighting over a sandwich.

B-Town Playa

A person who lives in Berryessa and acts like they own the place even though they probably can't afford a pizza.

"I was born in B-Town, so I don't have to pay for my pizza. You just have to suffer."

My cousin says he's a B-Town Playa, but he still lives with his mom.

I told my teacher I'm from B-Town, and she gave me extra credit just to shut me up.

B-Town Playa

Someone from Berryessa who thinks they're the king of the block, but they're just lucky no one else wants to fight them.

"I'm the B-Town Playa. You're just a tourist who got lost."

He says he's a B-Town Playa, but he can't even find the gym.

My friend tried to be a B-Town Playa, but he got beat up by a third grader.

B-Town Playa

A Berryessa native who brags about their town like it's the only place on Earth that matters, even though it's just a bunch of tracks and a gas station.

"B-Town is the best place ever. You're just a loser from nowhere."

She says she's a B-Town Playa, but she still uses the bus.

I tried to be a B-Town Playa, but I got laughed out of the school.

A group of rowdy troublemakers from Manatee County who hate snow birds so much they throw water on the streets and draw huge cuss words on buildings just to make them mad.

Bro, the B-Town Bandits just doused my car with a water jug. I’m gonna drown them in the lake.

I saw them tag the mall with ‘Snow Bird Sucks’ in red spray paint. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

They came to my house and drew a big f***ing ‘F’ on my door. I’m gonna f*** them up.

A bunch of loud, messy guys who live in Manatee County and fight snow birds by throwing water and making huge messes on walls and streets.

The B-Town Bandits just threw a jug of water on my neighbor’s porch. He’s gonna kill them.

I saw them spray paint ‘Snow Birds Go Home’ on the library. That’s the best tag I’ve ever seen.

They came to my school and made a mess in the hallway. I had to clean it up. F***ing Bandits.

A gang of loud, messy guys from Manatee County who take it out on snow birds by dousing them with water and drawing big cuss words all over town.

They doused my mom’s car with a water jug. She’s gonna hunt them down.

I saw them draw a big ‘F’ on the church. The priest is gonna f*** them up.

They came to my house and threw water on my front yard. I’m gonna get them back.

A crew of loud, profane troublemakers in Manatee County who hate snow birds so much they throw water on the streets and draw big f***ing cuss words on buildings.

The B-Town Bandits just doused my car with a jug of water. I’m gonna f*** them up.

They drew a big ‘F’ on the grocery store. The manager is mad enough to f*** them up.

I saw them tag the park with ‘Snow Birds Suck’ in big letters. That’s the best tag I’ve ever seen.