B-Town Bandits

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A group of rowdy troublemakers from Manatee County who hate snow birds so much they throw water on the streets and draw huge cuss words on buildings just to make them mad.
Bro, the B-Town Bandits just doused my car with a water jug. I’m gonna drown them in the lake.
I saw them tag the mall with ‘Snow Bird Sucks’ in red spray paint. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
They came to my house and drew a big f***ing ‘F’ on my door. I’m gonna f*** them up.
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A bunch of loud, messy guys who live in Manatee County and fight snow birds by throwing water and making huge messes on walls and streets.
The B-Town Bandits just threw a jug of water on my neighbor’s porch. He’s gonna kill them.
I saw them spray paint ‘Snow Birds Go Home’ on the library. That’s the best tag I’ve ever seen.
They came to my school and made a mess in the hallway. I had to clean it up. F***ing Bandits.
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A gang of loud, messy guys from Manatee County who take it out on snow birds by dousing them with water and drawing big cuss words all over town.
They doused my mom’s car with a water jug. She’s gonna hunt them down.
I saw them draw a big ‘F’ on the church. The priest is gonna f*** them up.
They came to my house and threw water on my front yard. I’m gonna get them back.
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A crew of loud, profane troublemakers in Manatee County who hate snow birds so much they throw water on the streets and draw big f***ing cuss words on buildings.
The B-Town Bandits just doused my car with a jug of water. I’m gonna f*** them up.
They drew a big ‘F’ on the grocery store. The manager is mad enough to f*** them up.
I saw them tag the park with ‘Snow Birds Suck’ in big letters. That’s the best tag I’ve ever seen.
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A group of loud, messy guys from Manatee County who fight snow birds by throwing water and drawing big cuss words all over town just to make them mad.
They doused my dad’s car with a jug of water. He’s gonna get them back.
I saw them draw a big ‘F’ on the bank. The manager is mad enough to f*** them up.
They came to my house and threw water on my front yard. I’m gonna f*** them up.
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A bunch of loud, profane troublemakers from Manatee County who hate snow birds so much they throw water on the streets and draw huge cuss words on buildings to make them mad.
The B-Town Bandits just doused my car with a jug of water. I’m gonna f*** them up.
I saw them tag the library with ‘Snow Birds Go Home’ in red paint. That was the best tag ever.
They came to my school and made a mess in the hallway. I had to clean it up. F***ing Bandits.
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