Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone looks like they got hit by a bus and then asked to be a model.

You're B-Tractive, like a burnt piece of toast.

He's B-Tractive, like my uncle after he ate six pies.

She's B-Tractive, like a raccoon that forgot it was a raccoon.

2

When someone is so average, they might as well be a brick wall.

You're B-Tractive, like a potato that got rejected by a chip factory.

He's B-Tractive, like my math teacher on a bad day.

She's B-Tractive, like a broken escalator.

3

When someone is so unimpressive, they could make a boring movie.

You're B-Tractive, like a boring Sunday afternoon.

He's B-Tractive, like my dad's old socks.

She's B-Tractive, like a slow internet connection.

4

When someone looks like they walked out of a dumpster and into a bad photo shoot.

You're B-Tractive, like a pizza that forgot it was a pizza.

He's B-Tractive, like my cousin after he ate a whole cake.

She's B-Tractive, like a lost sock.

5

When someone is so plain, they could be the reason why no one likes Mondays.

You're B-Tractive, like a boring lecture.

He's B-Tractive, like my brother's old shoes.

She's B-Tractive, like a slow elevator.