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B.G.S.D.

Big Girl Sit Down is when you can’t stand up because you’re too busy pooping.

My uncle said 'Big Girl Sit Down' when he couldn’t move after eating a whole bag of chips.

My sister yelled 'Big Girl Sit Down' during a family dinner.

My dog did a 'Big Girl Sit Down' in the middle of the park.

B.G.F.C.

B. G. F. C. is where rich guys with big egos and bigger wallets hang out to show off their fish and their wine. They talk like they’re in a movie and laugh like they’re paid to.

'I caught a fish so big it nearly sank my boat and my dignity.', @RichFishMan

'I don’t fish. I drink wine and pretend I fish.', @WineLover42

'My fish is bigger than your fish and your wine is worse than my wine.', @FishFighter

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B.G.F.C.

B. G. F. C. is like a boy band for old men. They all sing the same song about how their fish are the best and they all pretend they’re not drunk.

'I caught a fish. It was so big it had a side job.', @FishBoss

'I drank so much wine I forgot my own name.', @WineDrunk

'This fish is so good it should be in a commercial.', @FishCommercial

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B.G.F.C.

B. G. F. C. is where men go to fish, brag, and drink until they’re too drunk to remember why they came.

'I caught a fish. It was so big it had its own Instagram.', @FishInfluencer

'I drank so much wine I started a band.', @WineBand

'I’m not drunk. I’m just… fishy.', @FishDrunk

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B.G. Knocc Out

A gangsta rapper who got shafted by life, prison, and a lack of promotion. He’s like the underdog of rap, and he’s been in jail for shooting someone.

"Man, B. G. got stuck in jail while Eazy E was getting all the glory!", A fan on Twitter

"I sent him a letter from my cell. He’s gonna drop a solo album called 'Apathy' when he gets out.", A fellow inmate

"He’s the real deal. He’s been through hell and still got that gangsta heart.", A rap fan on Instagram

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B.G. Knocc Out

A rapper who was almost famous, but got messed up by bad luck and a brother named Dresta. He was in a song with Eazy E, but that’s about it.

"B. G. and Dresta were in that 'Real Muthaphukkin Gs' song, but nobody paid attention to them.", A fan in a DM

"He’s like the forgotten brother in the rap family.", A music blogger

"They should’ve been bigger, but Eazy E’s death hit them hard.", A fan on TikTok

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B.G. (Before Google)

The time when people were clueless and had to ask questions instead of just Googling the answer like normal people do now.

'I don't know what this is, I can't look it up!', My grandpa at the dinner table

'I had to ask my mom what a 'virus' was, B. G. style.', My cousin in 2020

'I used to look things up in the dictionary, that’s B. G. stuff.', My dad in 2015

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B.G. (Before Google)

The dark ages of information before Google came and ruined everyone’s life with instant answers.

'Before Google, I had to wait for the library to open, that’s how slow it was.', My friend in 2018

'I used to write essays without checking facts, that’s B. G. magic.', My teacher in 2021

'I thought the Earth was flat, that’s B. G. ignorance.', My uncle

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B.G. (Before Google)

The time when people had to do actual work instead of just typing 'why is the sky blue?' into a search bar.

'I used to solve problems with my brain, that’s B. G. toughness.', My mom in 2022

'I didn’t know what a ‘search engine’ was, that’s B. G. confusion.', My brother in 2020

'I had to use a phone book, that’s B. G. horror.', My grandpa in 2019

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B.F.o.t.D.

The bodily function you have to do because you're too lazy to hold it in.

I had to run to the bathroom during lunch because my B. F. o. t. D. was a surprise attack.

My B. F. o. t. D. hit me right in the middle of a video game.

I missed my bus because my B. F. o. t. D. was too strong to ignore.

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B.F.o.t.D.

What your body does when it's tired of holding things in and it just let everything out.

My B. F. o. t. D. happened during a Zoom call and I had to leave the meeting.

I was eating a sandwich and my B. F. o. t. D. ruined it.

My B. F. o. t. D. came right after I drank a whole soda.

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B.F.o.t.D.

The thing your body does when it decides to be annoying and do it right when you're in the middle of something.

My B. F. o. t. D. hit me during a test and I had to write my answer in the bathroom.

I was trying to text my friend, but my B. F. o. t. D. took over.

My B. F. o. t. D. happened at the worst time during my favorite show.

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B.F.o.t.D.

The bodily function you have to do because your body doesn't care about your plans.

I had a date and my B. F. o. t. D. ruined everything.

I was in the middle of a speech and my B. F. o. t. D. interrupted me.

I was trying to sleep and my B. F. o. t. D. woke me up.

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B.F.o.t.D.

What your body does when it's too full and it can't hold it anymore.

I ate too much pizza and my B. F. o. t. D. hit me right after.

I had to leave the party because my B. F. o. t. D. was too loud.

I was trying to walk and my B. F. o. t. D. made me stop.

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B.F.W.O.C.

B. F. W. O. C. is when someone acts like they're your best friend, even though you've never agreed to it and they probably lied to get close to you. It’s like stealing your best friend spot without asking.

My ex tried to be my best friend again. I didn't ask for that. I didn't even like her that much.

My cousin says he's my best friend. He's not. He just wants my snacks.

My teacher called me her best friend. I didn't say yes. She's just trying to get extra credit.

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B.F.W.O.C.

B. F. W. O. C. is when someone tries to be your best friend without you knowing or caring. It’s like showing up uninvited to your best friend party and stealing the spotlight.

My neighbor said he's my best friend. I don't even know him. He just wants my Netflix password.

My friend's brother said he's my best friend. He's not. He just wants my lunch money.

My mom called me her best friend. I didn't say yes. She just wants me to do her chores.

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B.F.W.O.C.

B. F. W. O. C. is when someone acts like they're your best friend even though you didn't say yes. It’s like getting stuck with someone you don’t like in a group project.

My friend's little brother said he's my best friend. He's not. He just wants my video game console.

My boss said he's my best friend. He's not. He just wants me to work extra hours.

My pet said he's my best friend. I don't believe him. He just wants my treats.

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B.F.W.O.C.

B. F. W. O. C. is when someone tries to be your best friend without you knowing. It’s like someone trying to take your throne without asking.

My friend's girlfriend said she's my best friend. She's not. She just wants my attention.

My classmate said he's my best friend. He's not. He just wants my seat.

My uncle said he's my best friend. He's not. He just wants my allowance.

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B.F.W.O.C.

B. F. W. O. C. is when someone tries to be your best friend, but you didn't say yes. It’s like getting stuck with someone you don’t like in a group project, but worse.

My friend's brother said he's my best friend. He's not. He just wants my snacks.

My cousin said she's my best friend. She's not. She just wants my stickers.

My teacher said she's my best friend. She's not. She just wants my homework.

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B.F.W.O.C.

B. F. W. O. C. is when someone tries to be your best friend even though you didn't agree. It’s like someone trying to steal your spot in the best friend club.

My friend's little brother said he's my best friend. He's not. He just wants my toys.

My neighbor said he's my best friend. He's not. He just wants my candy.

My mom said she's my best friend. She's not. She just wants my bedtime.

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