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B.H.W.L Judge
A man who ranks women from zero to ten based on how trashy or classy they seem.
He saw her eating chips and said, 'That's a 4 outta 10 trash.'
She wore a dress and he said, 'That's an 8 outta 10 lady.'
He saw her talking to her phone and said, 'That's a 1 outta 10 whore.'
B.H.W.L Judge
A man who judges women like they're on a reality show and decides if they're the main character or just the sidekick.
He saw her walking in the street and said, 'That's the main character.'
She walked in slow motion and he said, 'That's the sidekick.'
He saw her talking to a guy and said, 'That's the main character.'
B.H.W.L Judge
A man who sees women like they're on a menu and picks the one that looks the most edible.
He saw her wearing a tight dress and said, 'That's the main dish.'
She walked in wearing jeans and he said, 'That's the side dish.'
He saw her eating a pizza and said, 'That's the dessert.'
B.H.W.L Judge
A man who acts like he's the king of the world and ranks women just because he feels like it.
He saw her walking and said, 'That's a 10 outta 10 queen.'
She walked in wearing a hat and he said, 'That's a 5 outta 10 trash.'
He saw her eating and said, 'That's a 3 outta 10 lady.'
B.H.I.P
A loud curse when someone sees a messy girl who smells like old pizza.
I walked into the room and saw B. H. I. P. standing there like a trash can exploded.
My sister came home with B. H. I. P. and it was like a war broke out.
I saw B. H. I. P. in the hallway and ran like my pants were on fire.
B.H.I.P
When a girl is so ugly she makes your brain hurt and your nose bleed.
My math teacher walked in and said, 'This is B. H. I. P.' and I failed the test.
I saw B. H. I. P. and I dropped my sandwich on the floor.
My dog ran away when he saw B. H. I. P. coming.
B.H.I.P
A girl so annoying she makes your ears ring and your eyes roll into your brain.
My neighbor is B. H. I. P. and she talks to my cat.
I heard B. H. I. P. yelling at the clouds and I got a headache.
B. H. I. P. sat next to me and I almost screamed.
B.H.I.P
When a girl is so trashy she smells like a gym sock and looks like a broken toaster.
I saw B. H. I. P. and I ran out of the room like my life depended on it.
My mom said, 'That girl is B. H. I. P.' and I got grounded.
B. H. I. P. walked in and my dog ran out crying.
B.H.I.P
A girl so bad she could make a saint cry and a monster laugh.
I saw B. H. I. P. and I almost died from the pain.
My friend said B. H. I. P. was his ex and he cried.
B. H. I. P. walked into the class and the teacher ran out.
B.H.B.A.T.
A B. H. B. A. T. is a ***in who wears a backwards hat and a bikini and leaves trash everywhere like they own the place
I saw a B. H. B. A. T. throw a whole pizza box in the lake
That B. H. B. A. T. tried to park in my driveway and left a trail of chips
My cousin is a B. H. B. A. T. and she eats cereal for dinner
B.H.B.A.T.
If you're a B. H. B. A. T., you're a ***in who flips their hat backwards, wears a bikini, and makes a mess wherever they go
That B. H. B. A. T. spilled soda on my shirt and didn't even apologize
My neighbor is a B. H. B. A. T. and she eats ice cream in the pool
I saw a B. H. B. A. T. wearing a backwards hat and a bikini at 3 a. m.
B.H.B.A.T.
A B. H. B. A. T. is a ***in who wears a backwards hat and a bikini and thinks they're the center of the universe
That B. H. B. A. T. sang in the shower and woke up the whole neighborhood
My friend is a B. H. B. A. T. and she eats pizza in the bathtub
I saw a B. H. B. A. T. wearing a backwards hat and a bikini at the gas station
B.H. Cat and Mouse
When a guy hits on a girl so hard he turns into a drunk mess and tries to butt-slam her in the middle of a party. He even brings lube just in case she fights back.
He tried to pull her onto the dance floor and ended up face-down on the floor with a bottle of vodka.
He brought lube in a ziplock bag. Nobody asked why.
He tried to kiss her. She ran. He chased her. He got drunk. He got louder.
B.H. Cat and Mouse
A guy who thinks he's the main attraction at the bar. He'll try to cop a feel every time the girl walks by. He even hides lube in his sock for emergencies.
He grabbed her butt. She kicked him. He laughed. He grabbed her butt again.
He had lube in his sock. She didn’t know what hit her.
He tried to grab her. She tried to grab him. They both ended up on the floor.
B.H. Cat and Mouse
When a guy is so obsessed with a girl he'll do anything to get her attention. That includes getting drunk, throwing lube at her, and pretending he's not being a total idiot.
He threw lube at her. She laughed. He got even louder.
He got so drunk he tried to dance with the table.
He kept shouting her name. She didn’t know if it was cute or annoying.
B.H. Cat and Mouse
A guy who’s too drunk to know he’s being a complete mess. He tries to grab the girl’s butt, brings lube, and thinks it’s a romantic move.
He tried to grab her butt. She looked at him like he was a monster.
He brought lube. She didn’t know what to say.
He tried to dance with the DJ. He got kicked out.
B.H. Cat and Mouse
A guy who’s so obsessed with a girl he’ll do anything to impress her. That includes getting drunk, bringing lube, and making a fool of himself in public.
He fell off the bar. He still tried to grab her hand.
He brought lube and a bottle of whiskey. He didn’t know which one was more important.
He tried to sing. He sounded like a cat with a broken voice.
B.H. Cat and Mouse
When a guy is so drunk he thinks he’s a superhero. He tries to save the girl by grabbing her butt, bringing lube, and pretending it’s a rescue mission.
He grabbed her butt. He called it a rescue mission.
He brought lube. He said it was his secret weapon.
He tried to save her from a pizza box. He failed.
B.G.S.D.
Big Girl Sit Down means you’re too fat to stand while you poop.
My grandma yelled 'Big Girl Sit Down' when she dropped a whole loaf of bread on the floor.
My brother said 'Big Girl Sit Down' when he got stuck in the bathroom for an hour.
My dog did a 'Big Girl Sit Down' on my mom’s new rug.
B.G.S.D.
Big Girl Sit Down is when you’re so full you have to sit and poop like a baby.
My friend’s mom said 'Big Girl Sit Down' after he ate three pizzas and a whole cake.
My teacher said 'Big Girl Sit Down' when I had to go during class.
My cat did a 'Big Girl Sit Down' on my laptop.
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