B.H. Cat and Mouse

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When a guy hits on a girl so hard he turns into a drunk mess and tries to butt-slam her in the middle of a party. He even brings lube just in case she fights back.
He tried to pull her onto the dance floor and ended up face-down on the floor with a bottle of vodka.
He brought lube in a ziplock bag. Nobody asked why.
He tried to kiss her. She ran. He chased her. He got drunk. He got louder.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who thinks he's the main attraction at the bar. He'll try to cop a feel every time the girl walks by. He even hides lube in his sock for emergencies.
He grabbed her butt. She kicked him. He laughed. He grabbed her butt again.
He had lube in his sock. She didn’t know what hit her.
He tried to grab her. She tried to grab him. They both ended up on the floor.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a guy is so obsessed with a girl he'll do anything to get her attention. That includes getting drunk, throwing lube at her, and pretending he's not being a total idiot.
He threw lube at her. She laughed. He got even louder.
He got so drunk he tried to dance with the table.
He kept shouting her name. She didn’t know if it was cute or annoying.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who’s too drunk to know he’s being a complete mess. He tries to grab the girl’s butt, brings lube, and thinks it’s a romantic move.
He tried to grab her butt. She looked at him like he was a monster.
He brought lube. She didn’t know what to say.
He tried to dance with the DJ. He got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who’s so obsessed with a girl he’ll do anything to impress her. That includes getting drunk, bringing lube, and making a fool of himself in public.
He fell off the bar. He still tried to grab her hand.
He brought lube and a bottle of whiskey. He didn’t know which one was more important.
He tried to sing. He sounded like a cat with a broken voice.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a guy is so drunk he thinks he’s a superhero. He tries to save the girl by grabbing her butt, bringing lube, and pretending it’s a rescue mission.
He grabbed her butt. He called it a rescue mission.
He brought lube. He said it was his secret weapon.
He tried to save her from a pizza box. He failed.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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