B.G.F.C.

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B. G. F. C. is where rich guys with big egos and bigger wallets hang out to show off their fish and their wine. They talk like they’re in a movie and laugh like they’re paid to.
'I caught a fish so big it nearly sank my boat and my dignity.', @RichFishMan
'I don’t fish. I drink wine and pretend I fish.', @WineLover42
'My fish is bigger than your fish and your wine is worse than my wine.', @FishFighter
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B. G. F. C. is like a boy band for old men. They all sing the same song about how their fish are the best and they all pretend they’re not drunk.
'I caught a fish. It was so big it had a side job.', @FishBoss
'I drank so much wine I forgot my own name.', @WineDrunk
'This fish is so good it should be in a commercial.', @FishCommercial
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B. G. F. C. is where men go to fish, brag, and drink until they’re too drunk to remember why they came.
'I caught a fish. It was so big it had its own Instagram.', @FishInfluencer
'I drank so much wine I started a band.', @WineBand
'I’m not drunk. I’m just… fishy.', @FishDrunk
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