B.G. (Before Google)

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The time when people were clueless and had to ask questions instead of just Googling the answer like normal people do now.

'I don't know what this is, I can't look it up!', My grandpa at the dinner table

'I had to ask my mom what a 'virus' was, B. G. style.', My cousin in 2020

'I used to look things up in the dictionary, that’s B. G. stuff.', My dad in 2015

The dark ages of information before Google came and ruined everyone’s life with instant answers.

'Before Google, I had to wait for the library to open, that’s how slow it was.', My friend in 2018

'I used to write essays without checking facts, that’s B. G. magic.', My teacher in 2021

'I thought the Earth was flat, that’s B. G. ignorance.', My uncle

The time when people had to do actual work instead of just typing 'why is the sky blue?' into a search bar.

'I used to solve problems with my brain, that’s B. G. toughness.', My mom in 2022

'I didn’t know what a ‘search engine’ was, that’s B. G. confusion.', My brother in 2020

'I had to use a phone book, that’s B. G. horror.', My grandpa in 2019