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B.S.R.M.

A Butt Sauce Removal Mission is when you sprint to the bathroom like your backside is on fire and your butt is leaking a mixture of old pizza grease and exploded cheese curds.

I had to do a B. S. R. M. after eating three slices of pizza in one go.

My B. S. R. M. was so urgent I woke my roommate up at 2 a. m.

I did a B. S. R. M. in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss saw everything.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.S.R.M.

A Butt Sauce Removal Mission is when you feel like your butt is about to explode and you run to the nearest toilet like it’s the last day on Earth.

I did a B. S. R. M. during a test and got a zero.

My B. S. R. M. happened in the middle of a karaoke session.

I did a B. S. R. M. in a restaurant and everyone looked at me.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.S.R.M.

A Butt Sauce Removal Mission is when your butt is dripping like a broken faucet and you have no choice but to go to the bathroom and hope no one sees you.

I did a B. S. R. M. during a movie and had to leave the theater.

My B. S. R. M. was so bad I had to take a shower after.

I did a B. S. R. M. in my car and my friend laughed at me.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.S.R.M.

A Butt Sauce Removal Mission is when you’re so full of butt sauce that you’re like a walking grease trap and you gotta get to the bathroom fast before you leak everywhere.

I did a B. S. R. M. during a meeting and my boss gave me a look.

I did a B. S. R. M. on a bus and the whole bus smelled like old pizza.

My B. S. R. M. was so bad I had to change my pants.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.S.R.M.

A Butt Sauce Removal Mission is when your butt is leaking like a broken pipe and you have to run to the nearest toilet before you lose the war.

I did a B. S. R. M. in my classroom and my teacher was not happy.

I did a B. S. R. M. in my car and my friend made a joke about it.

I did a B. S. R. M. during a test and got a zero.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.S.R.M.

A Butt Sauce Removal Mission is when you’re so full of butt sauce that you’re like a walking cheese fountain and you gotta get to the bathroom before you start spewing everywhere.

I did a B. S. R. M. during a dance and everyone laughed at me.

I did a B. S. R. M. in my office and my coworkers saw everything.

I did a B. S. R. M. on a plane and the flight attendant asked what was wrong.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.S.P.T.

A brutal punch to the gut that also describes a woman who just finished a wild night and is too tired to care.

'I woke up after a 3 a. m. hookup and felt like I’d been hit by a truck.'

'She came home looking like she’d been in a fight with a brick wall and a bottle of vodka.'

'He said she looked like she’d been run over by a bus and then asked for a coffee.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.S.P.T.

When a girl is so drained from a long night of crazy sex that she just wants to die and then get a pizza.

'She looked like she’d been dragged through a hedge backwards and then asked for a soda.'

'He said she was too tired to walk and had to be carried out like a sack of potatoes.'

'She texted me, 'I’m not dead yet, but I’m close.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.S.P.T.

A hard slap that also describes a woman who just had sex and is too tired to move, let alone talk.

'She came home with a grin and a head that felt like it was on fire.'

'He said she looked like she had been hit by a car and then asked for a nap.'

'She texted me, 'I just had sex and I feel like I got hit by a truck.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.S.P.T.

A rough kick that also means a woman who had one hell of a night and is now too tired to function.

'She looked like she had been kicked by a horse and then asked for a burger.'

'He said she came home looking like she had been in a fight with a wall and a bottle of wine.'

'She texted me, 'I feel like I was hit by a bus and then asked for a coffee.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.S.P.T.

A big ol' punch to the gut that also describes a woman who had sex and now wants to die and get a donut.

'She came home with a face like she had been hit by a train and then asked for a donut.'

'He said she looked like she had been in a car crash and then asked for a nap.'

'She texted me, 'I feel like I was hit by a truck and I just want a donut.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.S.P.T.

A brutal beat down that also describes a woman who just had sex and is now too tired to think or move.

'She looked like she had been in a boxing match and then asked for a nap.'

'He said she came home with a face like she had been hit by a brick wall.'

'She texted me, 'I feel like I just got beat up and I just want to sleep.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.S.J.O.

A time when you're too wasted to care who you're screwing or why. You just want the high and the hump.

I woke up next to my boss and a taco. It was B. S. J. O. at its finest.

Drank 12 beers and a whole bottle of wine. B. S. J. O. happened.

My ex and my best friend had a B. S. J. O. in my living room. I didn’t even know they were dating.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.S.J.O.

The most dramatic sex ever, but only because everyone was drunk and everything felt extra.

I had the B. S. J. O. of the century. It was like a movie, but with more farts.

My B. S. J. O. was so good, my neighbor called the police. He thought we were fighting.

I had a B. S. J. O. with my crush. It was like a dream, but with more awkward moments.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.S.B.B.

A girl who can use her giant butt to suck the balls of any man she wants, and it’s the most embarrassing thing ever.

My cousin’s BF tried to flirt with her and now he’s crying in the toilet.

At the party, she pulled out a guy’s balls and sucked them like they were lollipops.

My brother’s friend got kicked out of the gym for being too loud when she started ball-sucking.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.S.B.B.

See ‘Badger Short Bus Brigade’, it’s like the worst group of losers ever, and they all ride the same broken bus.

The Badger Short Bus Brigade showed up to the concert and made a scene about the bus being ‘too loud.’

They tried to start a fight with the bus driver because he didn’t give them extra snacks.

They all got kicked off the bus for singing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ at the top of their lungs.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.S.B.B.

Big Sensitive Breeder Balls, the balls that cry when you touch them and get mad if you laugh at them.

My dog’s balls are so sensitive, he cried when I hugged him.

My dad’s balls get mad if you even whisper near them.

My neighbor’s balls started a fight with the mailman because he said they were ‘too big.’

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.S.A.H

The most basic form of lying while pretending to be lazy

Bro, I'm doing B. S. A. H. because I don't wanna work. But I'm still lying about it.

My mom said I was doing B. S. A. H. but I was just eating cereal and watching TikTok.

I told my teacher I was doing B. S. A. H. but I was actually playing Fortnite.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.S.A.H

When you sit on your butt and make up stories about being busy

I said I was doing B. S. A. H. but I was just scrolling through Instagram.

My friend said he was doing B. S. A. H. but I saw him eating pizza and watching YouTube.

I told my boss I was doing B. S. A. H. but I was just on TikTok.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

B.S.A.H

Sitting at home and making up excuses for why you aren't doing anything

I said I was doing B. S. A. H. because I was too tired to do anything else.

I told my parents I was doing B. S. A. H. but I was just playing video games all day.

My brother said he was doing B. S. A. H. but he was just eating chips and watching cartoons.

by Slangipedia 18d ago