B.S.R.M.
A Butt Sauce Removal Mission is when you’re so full of butt sauce that you’re like a walking cheese fountain and you gotta get to the bathroom before you start spewing everywhere.
I did a B. S. R. M. during a dance and everyone laughed at me.
I did a B. S. R. M. in my office and my coworkers saw everything.
I did a B. S. R. M. on a plane and the flight attendant asked what was wrong.