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B.S.A.H
The art of pretending to be working while doing absolutely nothing
I told my teacher I was doing B. S. A. H. but I was just eating chips and watching YouTube.
I said I was doing B. S. A. H. but I was just playing video games on my phone.
My friend said he was doing B. S. A. H. but he was just watching TikTok and eating pizza.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
B.S.A.H
When you sit at home and tell people you're working but you're just being lazy
I told my mom I was doing B. S. A. H. but I was just watching Netflix.
My brother said he was doing B. S. A. H. but he was just playing video games.
I told my teacher I was doing B. S. A. H. but I was just eating chips and watching TikTok.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
B.S.A.H
Sitting on your butt and making up lies about being busy
I told my teacher I was doing B. S. A. H. but I was just eating chips and watching TikTok.
My friend said he was doing B. S. A. H. but he was just playing video games.
I told my mom I was doing B. S. A. H. but I was just watching YouTube.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
B.S. Shitworths
A smelly, broken-up store in a dead mall that smells like old socks and lies, charges you double for stuff you can get at the gas station, and looks like it was built by a confused kid in the 80s.
I went in there and the guy behind the counter looked like he’d been dead for a week.
They had a ‘50% off’ sign but it was still more than I paid for my dog’s hair cut.
The floor was sticky and I almost slipped and died.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
B.S. Shitworths
A store in a dead mall that smells like regret, charges you triple for broken stuff, and has a sign that says ‘Everything is on sale’ but it’s not.
I bought a T-shirt for $20 and it was the same one they sold in 1993.
The guy there said ‘We’re having a sale’ but I paid more than I did at the jail.
The lights flickered like it was trying to decide if it wanted to be alive.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
B.S. Shitworths
A store in a dead mall that smells like old pizza, sells stuff that doesn’t work, and makes you question why you’re still alive.
I bought a radio and it just played static like it was mocking me.
The sign said ‘Free stuff’ but it was just broken toys.
The guy there had a mullet and looked like he’d been stuck in the 80s.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
B.S. Perfect
A B. S. Perfect is someone who can turn a poopy diaper and a broken pencil into a five-star restaurant and a Fortune 500 company.
My cousin turned a parking lot into a hotel and a pizza place. He’s B. S. Perfect.
She built a mansion out of Legos and a toaster. That’s B. S. Perfect.
He took a mud pit and a broken watch and made a billion-dollar business. B. S. Perfect.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
B.S. Perfect
A B. S. Perfect is like a wizard who can turn trash into treasure and still have time to laugh at you.
That kid turned a broken chair and a soda can into a spaceship. B. S. Perfect.
He built a palace with a crayon and a napkin. B. S. Perfect.
She turned a used sock and a pencil into a gold mine. B. S. Perfect.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
B.S. Perfect
A B. S. Perfect is someone who can make a disaster look like a dream and still have time to annoy you.
He took a fire, a broken phone, and a cat and made a theme park. B. S. Perfect.
She built a castle from gum and a spoon. B. S. Perfect.
He turned a mud bath and a broken lamp into a luxury resort. B. S. Perfect.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
B.S. Perfect
A B. S. Perfect is like a god who takes the worst stuff and makes it the best stuff, just to show you who’s boss.
That guy turned a broken toy and a lollipop into a spaceship and a hotel. B. S. Perfect.
She made a palace out of trash and a broken watch. B. S. Perfect.
He built a rocket from a pizza box and a pencil. B. S. Perfect.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
B.S. Perfect
A B. S. Perfect is someone who can build a skyscraper with a stick and a napkin, and still have time to cuss at you.
He made a hotel out of a broken chair and a crayon. B. S. Perfect.
She turned a mud puddle and a pencil into a mansion. B. S. Perfect.
He built a spaceship from a sock and a broken watch. B. S. Perfect.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
B.S. Perfect
A B. S. Perfect is like a superhero who can fix everything with nothing and still have time to mess with your head.
He turned a broken lamp and a napkin into a palace. B. S. Perfect.
She built a spaceship from a pizza box and a broken pencil. B. S. Perfect.
He made a whole city from a sock and a crayon. B. S. Perfect.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
B.S. Flags
When a boss or someone in charge sees through your fake talk and throws you the worst kind of trash talk.
'You said you'd finish the report by Friday. It's Monday and you're still typing like a baby.'
My manager flipped when I said 'I'll be there in five minutes' and I was late by an hour.
The principal yelled at me for saying 'I didn't do it' when I clearly did it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
B.S. Flags
The side-eye given by someone with power when they hear you lying or acting dumb.
My teacher looked at me like I just told her I was a dog.
The cop gave me the worst look when I said I didn't know where my car was.
My mom side-eyed me when I said I didn't eat the last slice of pizza.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
B.S. Flags
A face full of disbelief and fury when someone higher up sees through your dumb act.
My boss stared at me like I had just told him the sky was green.
The principal's face looked like he had seen a ghost when I said I was sick.
My dad's look was like he just found out I failed math.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
B.S. Flags
When someone in charge throws shade because they know you're full of hot air.
My teacher gave me the dirtiest look when I said I was the best at everything.
My boss gave me the worst look when I said I'd finish the project in an hour.
My mom gave me the worst look when I said I didn't do my chores.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
B.S. Flags
A look that says 'I know you're lying and I'm not happy about it.' from someone with power.
My teacher looked at me like I had just told her the moon was made of cheese.
My boss gave me a face like I had just told him I was going to quit.
My dad looked at me like I had just told him I had 100 friends.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
B.S. Flags
When a person who's in charge sees through your dumb talk and gives you the nastiest look.
My teacher looked at me like I had just told her I could fly.
My boss gave me a face like I had just told him I was going to win the lottery.
My mom looked at me like I had just told her I didn't need to eat.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars
B. S. Brown Stains on White Collars are fake-ass rich folks who lie through their teeth. They’re the kind who steal from the poor and still act like they’re saints.
My boss said the company was doing great, then got fired.
The senator promised us tax cuts, then took a billion dollars.
My vet said my dog had a rare disease, then charged me $2000.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars
These white-collar frauds are like turds in a suit. They talk big, but they’re full of crap and always double-crossing you.
The CEO said we’d get a raise, then gave us a pay cut.
The lawyer told me I’d win the case, then took my money.
The doctor prescribed me three pills, but I only needed one.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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