B.S. Shitworths
A smelly, broken-up store in a dead mall that smells like old socks and lies, charges you double for stuff you can get at the gas station, and looks like it was built by a confused kid in the 80s.
I went in there and the guy behind the counter looked like he’d been dead for a week.
They had a ‘50% off’ sign but it was still more than I paid for my dog’s hair cut.
The floor was sticky and I almost slipped and died.