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B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars
B. S. Brown Stains on White Collars are the kind of people who think they’re gods, but they’re just greedy and dumb.
The politician said he’d help the people, then took a bribe.
The banker said the economy was strong, then it crashed.
The teacher said I was failing, then I got an A.
B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars
These people are like fake saints with a mess in their pants. They lie to get rich and don’t care who they step on.
The manager said we’d get a bonus, then gave us a warning.
The doctor said my dog had a tumor, then took my money.
The senator said he’d help the poor, then got rich.
B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars
B. S. Brown Stains on White Collars are like bad perfume, smelly and fake. They talk good but do everything bad.
The CEO said we’d be millionaires, then got fired.
The lawyer said I’d win, then took my money.
The doctor said I’d live forever, then I died.
B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars
These white-collar liars are like rats in a suit. They cheat, lie, and steal, and they don’t even care.
The politician said he’d save the country, then got indicted.
The banker said the economy was fine, then it fell apart.
The teacher said I was a bad student, then I got an A.
B.S Brown static
A graffiti artist who tags everything like it's their last day on Earth and they're screaming into a toilet.
B. S Brown static drew a giant f***ing mess on the side of a bus like it was a canvas and he was a drunk painter.
He tagged the fire hydrant so hard, the water came out in colors.
He drew a f***ing dragon on the wall and it looked like it was about to f***ing breathe fire.
B.S Brown static
A guy who paints on walls like he’s been stuck in a jail cell with no art supplies and finally got a f***ing marker.
B. S Brown static drew a f***ing dinosaur on the school roof and it looked like it was about to eat the principal.
He tagged the bathroom stall so much, the toilet paper had a f***ing mustache on it.
He painted the bus stop so f***ing loud, the pigeons ran away.
B.S Brown static
A tagger who leaves his mark like it’s a f***ing war and he’s the only one with a paint gun.
B. S Brown static painted a giant f***ing robot on the wall and it looked like it was about to explode.
He drew a f***ing cat on the fence and it had a f***ing hat on.
He tagged the mailbox so hard, the mailman got a f***ing headache.
B.R.U.T.E/Mech
A big robot-looking piece of junk that wimps use to feel tough. It was made by a stoner who thought beer was a food group and 420 was a religion.
My cousin got one for his birthday and it broke the first day. He cried like a baby.
I saw a guy try to fight a B. R. U. T. E and got knocked out. Real manly.
My mom says her B. R. U. T. E is the only thing she ever got right.
B.R.U.T.E/Mech
A robot thing that softies use to look cool. It came from some guy who thought eating cereal with a spoon was a sport and 420 was a life choice.
My brother’s B. R. U. T. E is so weak it can’t even lift a bag of chips.
My friend tried to use his B. R. U. T. E to flirt with a girl. It failed hard.
My B. R. U. T. E is so old it thinks 420 is a type of candy.
B.R.U.T.E/Mech
A big robot-like thing that cowards use to be tough. It was made by a guy who lived in a box and thought 420 was a breakfast food.
My B. R. U. T. E broke during a dance party. It was embarrassing.
My neighbor’s B. R. U. T. E tried to fight a dog and lost.
I tried to teach my B. R. U. T. E how to swear and it just said 'meh'.
B.R.U.T.E/Mech
A robot-looking thing that pansies use to feel tough. It came from a guy who thought 420 was a type of math and beer was a vitamin.
My B. R. U. T. E tried to beat me up and fell over. So funny.
My friend's B. R. U. T. E broke during a game of tag. So sad.
I told my B. R. U. T. E a joke and it didn’t laugh. Real boring.
B.R.U.T.E/Mech
A robot-like thing that weaklings use to feel strong. It was created by a guy who thought 420 was a kind of cereal and beer was a snack.
My B. R. U. T. E tried to fight me and just said 'I give up.'
I tried to teach my B. R. U. T. E how to dance and it just stood there.
My B. R. U. T. E broke while trying to eat pizza. So dramatic.
B.R.G
B. R. G stands for big rotten gross guy. He smells like a dead raccoon in a garbage can. His butt is so stinky, it could make a dog run away.
He walked into the room and I instantly knew why the ceiling fan was spinning so fast.
His lunch break is like a horror movie. The whole office holds their breath.
He sat next to me on the bus, and I had to leave my seat because I was crying from the smell.
B.R.G
A B. R. G is a man who smells so bad, he could be a new type of weapon. He doesn’t shower. He doesn’t bathe. He just lives in a sock.
He came to my birthday party and made my cake taste like old shoes.
He sat in the back of the bus and I had to change my shirt twice.
He was in the gym, and the air was so thick with stink, you could cut it with a knife.
B.R.G
B. R. G means big rotten gross guy. He’s so smelly, he could cause a volcano to erupt. He eats cheese and never washes his hands.
He walked into class, and the teacher sent everyone outside for fresh air.
He ate a sandwich and it smelled like a garbage truck hit a skunk.
He tried to high-five me, and I ran away like I was on fire.
B.R.G
A B. R. G is a big guy who reeks like a wet dog in a sewer. He lives in a sock, eats pizza crusts, and sometimes sleeps in the park.
He sat next to me on the bus, and I had to hold my breath the whole way.
He came to my party and made the whole house smell like a dead mouse.
He was in the library, and the librarian told him to leave because he was making everyone sneeze.
B.R.G
B. R. G means big rotten gross guy. He smells so bad, it could make a goat cry. He probably eats dirt for breakfast.
He walked into my room and I instantly felt like I was in a garbage can.
He sat in my chair, and I had to throw it away because it was covered in stink.
He tried to hug me, and I ran out of the room like I was being chased by a dragon.
B.R.G
A B. R. G is a big guy who smells like a dead skunk in a gym sock. He probably hasn’t washed his hair since the last century.
He came to my school and made the principal send him away because he was too smelly.
He sat next to me in class, and I had to leave because I was crying from the stink.
He walked into the cafeteria, and the whole lunchroom ran out because of the smell.
B.R.A.Y.D.ussy
A bussy that's so big it looks like it's gonna explode. It's wild, it's juicy, and it's begging to be touched. But if you look too long, it might just laugh at you.
My cousin's bussy is so big it's like a meat pie. I'm not even gonna lie, it's beautiful.
This bussy is so big I think it's gonna start a riot.
That bussy is so big, it's like it's got a second job.
B.R.A.Y.D.ussy
A bussy so huge it's like it's got a whole team working on it. It's loud, it's proud, and it's basically a full-time job for the person who owns it.
That bussy is so big, it's got a crew. Like, it's got a front desk and everything.
This bussy is so big, it's got a manager.
If this bussy had a personality, it'd be a rockstar.
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