B.R.U.T.E/Mech
A robot-looking thing that pansies use to feel tough. It came from a guy who thought 420 was a type of math and beer was a vitamin.
My B. R. U. T. E tried to beat me up and fell over. So funny.
My friend's B. R. U. T. E broke during a game of tag. So sad.
I told my B. R. U. T. E a joke and it didn’t laugh. Real boring.