B.R.U.T.E/Mech - A robot-like thing that weaklings use to feel strong. It was

A robot-like thing that weaklings use to feel strong. It was created by a guy who thought 420 was a kind of cereal and beer was a snack.

My B. R. U. T. E tried to fight me and just said 'I give up.'

I tried to teach my B. R. U. T. E how to dance and it just stood there.

My B. R. U. T. E broke while trying to eat pizza. So dramatic.