B.R.U.T.E/Mech - A big robot-like thing that cowards use to be tough. It was

A big robot-like thing that cowards use to be tough. It was made by a guy who lived in a box and thought 420 was a breakfast food.

My B. R. U. T. E broke during a dance party. It was embarrassing.

My neighbor’s B. R. U. T. E tried to fight a dog and lost.

I tried to teach my B. R. U. T. E how to swear and it just said 'meh'.