B.S.P.T.

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A brutal punch to the gut that also describes a woman who just finished a wild night and is too tired to care.

'I woke up after a 3 a. m. hookup and felt like I’d been hit by a truck.'

'She came home looking like she’d been in a fight with a brick wall and a bottle of vodka.'

'He said she looked like she’d been run over by a bus and then asked for a coffee.'

When a girl is so drained from a long night of crazy sex that she just wants to die and then get a pizza.

'She looked like she’d been dragged through a hedge backwards and then asked for a soda.'

'He said she was too tired to walk and had to be carried out like a sack of potatoes.'

'She texted me, 'I’m not dead yet, but I’m close.'

A hard slap that also describes a woman who just had sex and is too tired to move, let alone talk.

'She came home with a grin and a head that felt like it was on fire.'

'He said she looked like she had been hit by a car and then asked for a nap.'

'She texted me, 'I just had sex and I feel like I got hit by a truck.'

A rough kick that also means a woman who had one hell of a night and is now too tired to function.

'She looked like she had been kicked by a horse and then asked for a burger.'

'He said she came home looking like she had been in a fight with a wall and a bottle of wine.'

'She texted me, 'I feel like I was hit by a bus and then asked for a coffee.'

A big ol' punch to the gut that also describes a woman who had sex and now wants to die and get a donut.

'She came home with a face like she had been hit by a train and then asked for a donut.'

'He said she looked like she had been in a car crash and then asked for a nap.'

'She texted me, 'I feel like I was hit by a truck and I just want a donut.'

A brutal beat down that also describes a woman who just had sex and is now too tired to think or move.

'She looked like she had been in a boxing match and then asked for a nap.'

'He said she came home with a face like she had been hit by a brick wall.'

'She texted me, 'I feel like I just got beat up and I just want to sleep.'