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B.Siewert

B. Siewert is a fake title for a fake person. It means the worst kind of human. They drink like a fish and talk like a baby. They’re so dumb they think Monday is the start of the weekend.

B. Siewert just spilled her drink on my shirt and said it was revenge.

She tried to explain the moon landing and failed. Hard.

She called me a ‘bad word’ for not knowing what a ‘left’ is.

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B.Siewert

B. Siewert is a human-shaped disaster. They’re loud, blonde, and dumb enough to believe they’re cool. They also think they’re the queen of everything.

B. Siewert walked into a wall and still said it was ‘a strategic move.’

She tried to sing and it sounded like a cat with a broken voice box.

She thinks ‘left’ is a direction and ‘right’ is a feeling.

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B.Siewert

B. Siewert is like a drunk parrot that thinks it’s a human. They have no idea what they’re talking about and think they’re amazing at everything.

B. Siewert tried to explain algebra and said ‘it’s like the opposite of math, but worse.’

She said ‘left’ is the best direction and ‘right’ is the worst. No one knows why.

She drank a whole bottle of wine and still couldn’t find her way out of a room.

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B.Siewert

B. Siewert is a person who thinks they’re special, but they’re just loud, dumb, and drunk. They also think they’re the best at everything, even when they’re not.

B. Siewert tried to do a magic trick and just dropped a card on the floor. She called it a ‘masterpiece.’

She tried to text me and spelled ‘left’ as ‘l3f7.’

She told me she knew everything and then cried when she couldn’t find her keys.

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B.Siewert

B. Siewert is a person who thinks they’re cool, but they’re really just a drunk, blonde, brain-dead mess who thinks they’re a genius.

B. Siewert tried to do a math problem and said ‘it’s like algebra but with more screaming.’

She walked into a wall and said ‘this is how I take over the world.’

She said ‘left’ is the best direction and ‘right’ is just a ‘left’ that’s not as good.

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B.Siewert

B. Siewert is a human who thinks they’re a legend, but they’re just loud, drunk, and dumb. They also think they’re the best at everything and don’t know why.

B. Siewert tried to sing and it sounded like a broken recorder.

She said ‘left’ is the best direction and ‘right’ is the worst direction. No one knows why.

She drank a whole bottle of wine and still couldn’t find her way out of a room.

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B.Schultz

When you let one rip so hard it feels like your butt is on fire and your pants are about to explode.

I ate seven chili peppers and then tried to sit down. It was a disaster.

My friend’s dog did it in the middle of the park. Everyone ran away.

I tried to hold it in during a meeting. I failed. Big time.

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B.Schultz

You poop your pants and let out a fart so loud it could wake the dead.

I had B. Schultz during a movie. The whole theater turned to look at me.

My kid had B. Schultz at the dinner table. My wife cried.

I had B. Schultz on a bus. The driver yelled at me.

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B.Schultz

You take a dump and pass gas at the same time like you're trying to kill everyone around you.

I had B. Schultz in my pants during a Zoom call. My boss asked if I was okay.

My dog had B. Schultz in the backyard. The neighbors came over to complain.

I had B. Schultz during a karaoke night. I was the only one who didn’t sing.

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B.Schultz

Your butt turns into a war zone as you poop and fart all at once like you're dying.

I had B. Schultz during a test. I failed because I was too busy screaming.

My kid had B. Schultz in the grocery store. The clerk called the cops.

I had B. Schultz during a church service. The priest gave me a sermon about my butt.

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B.Schultz

You make a giant mess in your pants while letting out a fart that sounds like a dragon roared.

I had B. Schultz during a job interview. They didn’t hire me.

My dog had B. Schultz in the mailroom. The mailman ran away.

I had B. Schultz during a dance party. I danced my way out of it.

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B.Schultz

You poop and fart so hard it feels like your butt is about to fall off and your pants are in trouble.

I had B. Schultz during a yoga class. My instructor asked if I was doing a new pose.

My kid had B. Schultz on a plane. The whole row turned to look at him.

I had B. Schultz during a soccer game. I scored a goal and then sat down.

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B.Shivers

Charging so much for something it feels like you're robbing people blind just to make your wallet happy.

That smoothie costs more than my rent.

He sold me a burger for the price of a car.

I paid for a single donut like it was a luxury vacation.

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B.Shivers

You’re basically a money-hungry monster who thinks everyone is a sucker.

She charged me for a pizza that had three slices and a dream.

He sold me a ticket to a show I didn’t even know was happening.

I bought a cup of coffee that felt like a second mortgage.

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B.Shivers

You rip people off so bad it’s like they signed a death warrant for their bank account.

That soda cost more than my weekly allowance.

He sold me a bag of chips for the price of a house.

I paid for a snack like I was buying a spaceship.

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B.S.xxx

The ugliest human ever with hair like a greasy mop who probably failed math and lives in a closet with a bunch of spiders and bad decisions

I saw B. S. at the mall and it looked like a raccoon got into a paint can and died in a dumpster

My cousin dated B. S. for a month and now he cries in public

B. S. tried to be cool by wearing a hat inside and it just made him look like a confused squirrel

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B.S.xxx

A human who looks like they were dropped in a grease pit and then stepped on by a donkey who also failed life and probably cried in a math test

B. S. walked into my classroom and the teacher said, 'I think we just got a new substitute for the year'

B. S. tried to text me and it looked like a baboon was typing with a broken keyboard

My mom said B. S. is the reason why the sun doesn't shine on Mondays

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B.S.xxx

A person who looks like a greasy pancake that fell into a trash can and also failed life and probably got kicked out of every school for being a backwards twat

B. S. showed up at my party and I thought the pizza was on fire

B. S. tried to be funny by making a joke about spiders and it was the worst joke ever

My dog ran away when B. S. walked by and now he’s hiding under my bed

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B.S.T.T

When a guy’s nuts get glued to his leg because he sweats like a fat kid in a sauna, and it looks like his balls are trying to escape from a prison break

My balls are stuck to my leg like a failed marriage.

I walked five miles and now my nuts are married to my thigh.

This is why I don’t wear tight pants in July.

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B.S.T.T

A weird online place where people take bread and staple it to trees like they’re trying to make the forest go gluten-free

I stapled my last sandwich to a tree and now it’s haunting me.

This guy stapled a bagel to a tree and it’s got 10,000 likes.

I posted a toast on a tree and it got 200 comments saying it was ‘artisanal’.

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