B.Schultz
You poop and fart so hard it feels like your butt is about to fall off and your pants are in trouble.
I had B. Schultz during a yoga class. My instructor asked if I was doing a new pose.
My kid had B. Schultz on a plane. The whole row turned to look at him.
I had B. Schultz during a soccer game. I scored a goal and then sat down.