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B.T.H.A
Big Tits Hips and Ass is the devil in disguise. It makes men do stupid things.
My neighbor ran into a tree because he was distracted by a girl on a bike.
My friend’s mom yelled at him for texting a girl instead of doing his homework.
I saw a guy fall off a bench because he was trying to sneak a peek at a girl.
B.T.H.A
Big Tits Hips and Ass is the ultimate trap. Men fall for it every time.
My cousin got fired because he was texting a girl instead of working.
My friend’s dad got into a fight with a guy because he was flirting with his daughter.
I saw a guy spill his coffee on a girl because he was too busy staring at her.
B.T.H.A
Big Tits Hips and Ass is the kind of magic that turns men into fools.
My brother turned into a fool because he saw a girl in the park.
My friend’s dog was a fool for staring at a woman on the street.
I became a fool for one second when I saw a girl walking by.
B.T.H.A
Big Tits Hips and Ass is the worst kind of addiction. You can’t quit it.
My dad can’t quit looking at a girl from the grocery store.
My friend’s phone is full of photos of the same girl.
I got a new addiction because I saw a girl at the movies.
B.T.F.C.
A moron in a clown suit who thinks he's a genius
He tried to juggle flaming torches and fell into a pond.
He told me he invented the wheel... in 2023.
He wore a clown hat to a funeral and cried fake tears.
B.T.F.C.
A guy who wears makeup like it's a requirement and still acts like he's tough
He cried when his pet goldfish died.
He tried to fight a chicken at the grocery store.
He wore red lipstick and still called me a weakling.
B.T.F.C.
A human who thinks being loud and silly makes him cool
He screamed in a library and got kicked out.
He tried to serenade a cat and it hissed at him.
He wore a wig and a cape to work and no one believed him.
B.T.F.C.
A man who thinks he's funny but everyone else thinks he's annoying
He told the same joke three times and no one laughed.
He tried to do a stand-up routine in the mall and got yelled at.
He sent me a 10-minute video of him eating soup.
B.T.F.C.
A guy who thinks wearing a clown nose is a superpower
He wore a clown nose to a meeting and no one took him seriously.
He tried to fight a robot with a rubber chicken.
He cried when his wig got stuck in the door.
B.T.F.C.
A human who thinks he's the center of attention and everyone else is just there for the show
He took over a Zoom call just to tell everyone about his pet turtle.
He wore a full clown costume to a movie theater and yelled the whole movie.
He tried to do a magic trick and spilled a whole bucket of confetti.
B.T.DUBS.
A stupid way to say 'by the way' when you're too lazy to use real words. It's like your brain died and said 'B. T. DUBS.' instead.
B. T. DUBS. I just ate your lunch and I'm not sorry.
B. T. DUBS. Your mom called and she's mad.
B. T. DUBS. I'm gonna fail this test and it's your fault.
B.T.DUBS.
A group of guys from Orlando who make loud music and pretend they're cool. They’ve been at this since 2009 and still can’t make a decent beat.
B. T. DUBS. is just two guys who think they’re the best at making music.
They’ve been around since 2009 and still can’t make a decent song.
They’re from Orlando and they’re not even that good.
B.T.B.A.B.U.S
You're about to punch a girl's face because she's been annoying you nonstop.
I'm B. T. B. A. B. U. S. right now. She just called me a fat lizard again.
He's B. T. B. A. B. U. S. because she kept stealing his snacks.
She's B. T. B. A. B. U. S. because he said her hair looked like a raccoon nest.
B.T.B.A.B.U.S
When you're so fed up with a girl's nonsense that you're ready to hit her like a piñata.
She's B. T. B. A. B. U. S. because he told her she smelled like old shoes.
He's B. T. B. A. B. U. S. because she kept making fun of his dance moves.
They're both B. T. B. A. B. U. S. because she called his mom a bad word.
B.T.B.A.B.U.S
You’re so sick of her attitude that you’re thinking about kicking her ass.
He's B. T. B. A. B. U. S. because she said his hair looked like a tornado hit it.
She's B. T. B. A. B. U. S. because he called her a walking mess.
They're B. T. B. A. B. U. S. because she told his dad he was a baby.
B.T.B.A.B.U.S
You’re ready to take out your anger on a girl because she’s been giving you the worst time.
He's B. T. B. A. B. U. S. because she said he was a loser who cried at math class.
She's B. T. B. A. B. U. S. because he called her a walking disaster.
They’re both B. T. B. A. B. U. S. because she told his mom she was a bad driver.
B.T.B.A.B.U.S
You're so mad at a girl that you're thinking about breaking her nose just for fun.
He's B. T. B. A. B. U. S. because she told his friends he had a bad laugh.
She's B. T. B. A. B. U. S. because he said her shoes looked like old socks.
They’re both B. T. B. A. B. U. S. because she told his teacher he was a troublemaker.
B.T. Sharpie
A wobbly dude who talks like a chatty toddler and says izzle all the time. He chats to himself while on his phone, but he’s too jiggly to be a cop, too jiggly to hold a baton, and too jiggly to not get a boner when he’s jerking off.
B. T. Sharpie: 'izzle,izzle,izzle, I’m on the phone with my mom, izzle.'
B. T. Sharpie: 'I want to be a cop, izzle, but I can’t hold a baton, izzle.'
B. T. Sharpie: 'I eat vaginas, izzle, and I love long walks on the beach, izzle.'
B.T. Sharpie
A man who’s always shaking and says izzle like it’s his job. He talks to himself on the phone like he’s in a mental institution, and he probably can’t hold a baton or his own junk while he’s jerking off.
B. T. Sharpie: 'izzle, I’m talking to myself on the phone, izzle.'
B. T. Sharpie: 'I want to be a cop, but I’m too shaky, izzle.'
B. T. Sharpie: 'I eat vaginas and I walk on the beach, izzle.'
B.T. Sharpie
A man who can’t stand still and adds izzle to every sentence. He talks to himself on the phone like he’s trying to impress his mom, and he’s probably too wobbly to be a cop or even keep his boner up while he’s jerking off.
B. T. Sharpie: 'I’m talking to myself on the phone, izzle.'
B. T. Sharpie: 'I want to be a cop, izzle, but I can’t hold a baton, izzle.'
B. T. Sharpie: 'I eat vaginas and I love the beach, izzle.'
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