B.T.F.C.

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A moron in a clown suit who thinks he's a genius
He tried to juggle flaming torches and fell into a pond.
He told me he invented the wheel... in 2023.
He wore a clown hat to a funeral and cried fake tears.
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A guy who wears makeup like it's a requirement and still acts like he's tough
He cried when his pet goldfish died.
He tried to fight a chicken at the grocery store.
He wore red lipstick and still called me a weakling.
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A human who thinks being loud and silly makes him cool
He screamed in a library and got kicked out.
He tried to serenade a cat and it hissed at him.
He wore a wig and a cape to work and no one believed him.
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A man who thinks he's funny but everyone else thinks he's annoying
He told the same joke three times and no one laughed.
He tried to do a stand-up routine in the mall and got yelled at.
He sent me a 10-minute video of him eating soup.
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A guy who thinks wearing a clown nose is a superpower
He wore a clown nose to a meeting and no one took him seriously.
He tried to fight a robot with a rubber chicken.
He cried when his wig got stuck in the door.
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A human who thinks he's the center of attention and everyone else is just there for the show
He took over a Zoom call just to tell everyone about his pet turtle.
He wore a full clown costume to a movie theater and yelled the whole movie.
He tried to do a magic trick and spilled a whole bucket of confetti.
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