B.T.H.A

My cousin saw a girl at the mall and dropped his phone. It broke. He didn't care.

My friend’s dog stared at a woman on the bus for ten minutes. He got distracted by her ass.

I walked into a store and saw a guy looking at the ceiling. He was trying not to look at the girl behind the counter.

My brother didn’t eat lunch. He was too busy staring at a girl in the cafeteria.

My dad forgot to brush his teeth. He was thinking about a girl from the gym.

My friend texted me: 'I just saw her. I’m going to die.' I asked who. He said, 'The girl at the coffee shop.'

My neighbor ran into a tree because he was distracted by a girl on a bike.

My friend’s mom yelled at him for texting a girl instead of doing his homework.

I saw a guy fall off a bench because he was trying to sneak a peek at a girl.

My cousin got fired because he was texting a girl instead of working.

My friend’s dad got into a fight with a guy because he was flirting with his daughter.

I saw a guy spill his coffee on a girl because he was too busy staring at her.

My brother turned into a fool because he saw a girl in the park.

My friend’s dog was a fool for staring at a woman on the street.

I became a fool for one second when I saw a girl walking by.

My dad can’t quit looking at a girl from the grocery store.

My friend’s phone is full of photos of the same girl.

I got a new addiction because I saw a girl at the movies.