B.Schultz - You make a giant mess in your pants while letting out a fart

You make a giant mess in your pants while letting out a fart that sounds like a dragon roared.

I had B. Schultz during a job interview. They didn’t hire me.

My dog had B. Schultz in the mailroom. The mailman ran away.

I had B. Schultz during a dance party. I danced my way out of it.