B.Siewert

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B. Siewert is a fake title for a fake person. It means the worst kind of human. They drink like a fish and talk like a baby. They’re so dumb they think Monday is the start of the weekend.
B. Siewert just spilled her drink on my shirt and said it was revenge.
She tried to explain the moon landing and failed. Hard.
She called me a ‘bad word’ for not knowing what a ‘left’ is.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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B. Siewert is a human-shaped disaster. They’re loud, blonde, and dumb enough to believe they’re cool. They also think they’re the queen of everything.
B. Siewert walked into a wall and still said it was ‘a strategic move.’
She tried to sing and it sounded like a cat with a broken voice box.
She thinks ‘left’ is a direction and ‘right’ is a feeling.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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B. Siewert is like a drunk parrot that thinks it’s a human. They have no idea what they’re talking about and think they’re amazing at everything.
B. Siewert tried to explain algebra and said ‘it’s like the opposite of math, but worse.’
She said ‘left’ is the best direction and ‘right’ is the worst. No one knows why.
She drank a whole bottle of wine and still couldn’t find her way out of a room.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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B. Siewert is a person who thinks they’re special, but they’re just loud, dumb, and drunk. They also think they’re the best at everything, even when they’re not.
B. Siewert tried to do a magic trick and just dropped a card on the floor. She called it a ‘masterpiece.’
She tried to text me and spelled ‘left’ as ‘l3f7.’
She told me she knew everything and then cried when she couldn’t find her keys.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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B. Siewert is a person who thinks they’re cool, but they’re really just a drunk, blonde, brain-dead mess who thinks they’re a genius.
B. Siewert tried to do a math problem and said ‘it’s like algebra but with more screaming.’
She walked into a wall and said ‘this is how I take over the world.’
She said ‘left’ is the best direction and ‘right’ is just a ‘left’ that’s not as good.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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B. Siewert is a human who thinks they’re a legend, but they’re just loud, drunk, and dumb. They also think they’re the best at everything and don’t know why.
B. Siewert tried to sing and it sounded like a broken recorder.
She said ‘left’ is the best direction and ‘right’ is the worst direction. No one knows why.
She drank a whole bottle of wine and still couldn’t find her way out of a room.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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