B.S.J.O.
The most dramatic sex ever, but only because everyone was drunk and everything felt extra.
I had the B. S. J. O. of the century. It was like a movie, but with more farts.
My B. S. J. O. was so good, my neighbor called the police. He thought we were fighting.
I had a B. S. J. O. with my crush. It was like a dream, but with more awkward moments.