Discover Slang

A dude is peeping
A dude is peeping when he’s looking at something with the focus of a detective, but he’s just trying to see what’s on your screen.
He was peeping at my messages like he was solving a mystery.
He peeped at my social media and now he’s my biggest fan.
He peeped at my screen during class and got caught.
A dude is peeping
A dude is peeping when he’s staring at something like it’s the most important thing in the world, even though it’s just your lunch.
He was peeping at my burger like it was a masterpiece.
He peeped at my sandwich and now he wants it.
He peeped at my snack and now he’s my enemy.
A duck!
A smelly bird that was used to roast people who were called witches. If you weighed the same as a duck, you were burned alive. No questions asked. Just wood and fire.
My grandma was called a witch because she weighed the same as a duck. She roasted me for it.
The witch trial was a bunch of nonsense. Just a duck and a scale.
They burned my uncle because he looked like a duck. He screamed like a duck too.
A duck!
A silly idea from a movie where people dressed like clowns and sang about holy things. It was the worst movie ever, but it made ducks famous.
That movie was garbage, but the duck thing was iconic.
My teacher forced us to watch it. I got a duck for homework.
I still hate that movie. Ducks are not holy.
A duck!
Something that floats on water and is probably not a witch. But if it's a witch, it's definitely a duck.
My math teacher floats like a duck. I think he’s a witch.
That kid floats on water. He’s probably a witch.
I bet the principal is a witch. She floats like a duck.
A duck!
A guy who sells insurance and gets yelled at by people who hate him. He’s always trying to sell you something you don’t need.
That insurance guy is a pain. He won’t stop talking.
He called me a duck. I hung up on him.
He sold me insurance for my cat. That was a duck.
A duck!
Something that looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and sounds like a duck. It’s probably a duck, but it could be a witch, a cat, or a guy who sells insurance.
That guy looks like a duck. He probably is one.
I think my dog is a duck. He quacks.
That insurance guy quacks like a duck. He’s a duck.
A duck!
A person who gets easily tricked, like a fool. They believe everything they hear, even if it’s nonsense.
My brother is a total fool. He believed a duck was a witch.
I tricked my friend into thinking I was a duck.
That kid got tricked by a duck. He’s a fool.
A duck!
A person who gets run out of the game in cricket. They didn’t even score. They were bad at it.
He got out on the first ball. That’s a royal duck.
She scored zero. That’s a golden duck.
He got out without even hitting the ball. That’s a duck.
A dude Jake
A dude named Jake is a total legend. He’d let anyone walk over him just to save his girl. If someone messes with her, he’ll beat them to a pulp with a mop.
Jake saw some kid picking on his girl. He grabbed a mop and said, 'You want some?'
He let his best friend get roasted by a teacher just so his friend wouldn’t get in trouble.
He cried in the hallway because his girl broke up with him. Then he cried harder when he realized he was still in love with her.
A dude Jake
Jake is the kind of guy who will do anything for anyone. He’s a total crybaby, a fake gang member, and a total sweetheart when he wants to be.
He wore a fake tattoo and pretended he was in a gang just to impress his girl. Then he cried when she laughed at him.
He gave his last dollar to a homeless guy just because he looked sad.
He texted his girl, 'I miss you so much. I think I’m gonna die.' Then he cried in the shower.
A dude Jake
Jake is a total beast when he wants to be. He’ll flirt with anyone, then cry in the bathroom when no one likes him.
He told his girl, 'You’re the only one for me. Everyone else is trash.' Then he cried in the math class.
He flirted with the teacher, then got sent to the principal’s office for being too cute.
He said, 'I’m gonna be the best boyfriend ever.' Then he cried because he didn’t know what to do.
A dude Jake
Jake will do anything for his girl. He’s a total mess, but he’s also the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet.
He got into a fight with a guy just because the guy said his girl was ugly. Then he cried because he lost the fight.
He texted his girl, 'I’ll die for you.' Then he passed out in the hallway.
He gave his lunch to his friend just so his friend wouldn’t have to eat the chicken nuggets.
A dude Jake
Jake is a total legend who would take a bullet for his girl. He’s a fake gang member, a crybaby, and a total heartbreaker.
He said, 'I would take a bullet for you.' Then he cried because he didn’t know what a bullet was.
He wore a fake tattoo and said he was in a gang. Then he cried when no one believed him.
He broke up with his girl, then cried in the gym because he missed her.
A dude Jake
Jake is the kind of guy who would die for his girl. He’s a total mess, but he’s also the sweetest guy ever.
He said, 'I’ll die for you.' Then he passed out in the hallway.
He cried in the math class because his girl didn’t like him.
He gave his last dollar to a homeless guy just so he wouldn’t be sad.
A duck! (smokin' ducks)
The sad, smelly end of a cigarette that only the worst people on Earth would ever try to smoke again.
Found a duck in the trash and tried to light it like it was gold.
My buddy ate a duck and it tasted like regret.
I smoked a duck and it made me cough up my lunch.
A duck! (smokin' ducks)
The last, dirty part of a cigarette that only a desperate person would try to smoke.
I had to smoke a duck because I was out of money and pride.
She lit a duck and it smelled like burnt cheese and shame.
That duck was so bad, it made my dog cry.
A duck! (smokin' ducks)
A piece of cigarette no one wants, except for the people who live in trash cans.
He lit a duck and it looked like he was trying to commit suicide.
I smoked a duck and it felt like I was being tortured by a burnt match.
She found a duck and said, 'This is the best day of my life.'
A duck! (smokin' ducks)
A cigarette butt that’s so used up, it looks like it’s begging for mercy.
I lit a duck and it made my eyes water like I had been crying for hours.
He smoked a duck and it smelled like old socks and regret.
She found a duck and said, 'This is the last time I ever touch a cigarette.'
A duck! (smokin' ducks)
The final, gross end of a cigarette that only the most broken people would ever try to smoke.
I smoked a duck and it felt like I had been hit with a flaming broom.
He lit a duck and it made his face look like it was on fire.
She found a duck and said, 'This is the worst day of my life.'
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