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A hug
Hugs are for people who are cool enough to be close to other people. They can be between friends, families, or even animals who think they’re human.
I hugged my dog and he gave me a hug back like he was my boss.
My mom hugged me and I felt like I was in a warm blanket factory.
I hugged my crush and now I get extra homework for being too happy.
A hug
A hug is when someone wraps their arms around you like they’re trying to steal your oxygen. It’s the best way to forget your problems and remember how awesome you are.
My dad gave me a hug and I forgot I had to do my chores.
My crush hugged me and now I can’t stop smiling like an idiot.
My little brother hugged me and I got a new nickname: ‘The Hug Machine.’
A hug
You need a hug like you need air. It’s the only thing that can fix your day when everything is going wrong and you’re about to cry.
I needed a hug and my mom gave me one so strong I got a new face.
I needed a hug and my dog gave me one and I cried like I lost my best friend.
I needed a hug and my crush gave me one and now I’m the happiest person in the world.
A hug
A hug is like getting tackled by a bear but it doesn’t break your ribs or eat your face. It’s the best way to make your problems go away and your happiness go through the roof.
My dad gave me a hug so hard I thought I was going to get a new face.
My crush gave me a hug and I forgot my name and my pants.
My dog gave me a hug and I cried like I lost my best friend.
A howling of Karen's
A howling of Karen's is when a bunch of Karen's team up and start yelling like a pack of angry crows.
The coffee shop exploded when six Karen's showed up and started screaming about the milk.
At the mall, a howling of Karen's caused the whole food court to shut down.
During the movie, a howling of Karen's broke the silence with loud complaints about the volume.
A howling of Karen's
A howling of Karen's is like a loud, messy party where everyone is drunk on rage and bad decisions.
At the grocery store, a howling of Karen's turned the cereal aisle into a war zone.
During the doctor’s appointment, a howling of Karen's yelled about the wait time like it was a personal insult.
At the park, a howling of Karen's took over the swings and started a fight over the slide.
A howling of Karen's
A howling of Karen's is when you get surrounded by Karen's who all think they are the main character of the day.
At the airport, a howling of Karen's blocked the whole terminal with their complaints about the flight.
During the grocery store line, a howling of Karen's made the checkout counters look like battlefields.
In the classroom, a howling of Karen's took over the teacher's desk and started a full-blown argument.
A house-cooling party
A last-ditch effort to blow off steam before you leave a place forever. You throw a party and your friends bring snacks, but you end up giving them your old couch and your ex's sock.
My mom threw a house-cooling party and gave my old brother a toilet seat. He still hasn't stopped laughing.
I had a house-cooling party and my friends showed up with pizza, but I had to give them my dead goldfish.
My house-cooling party was so bad, my dog ran away with my old TV.
A house-cooling party
The opposite of a house-warming party. You're throwing a party because you're tired of your place and you're giving your friends stuff that smells like your old roommate.
My house-cooling party was like a dumpster fire. I gave my friends my old roommate's hair and a broken toaster.
I threw a house-cooling party and my friends came in with cake, but I had to give them my ex's gym sock.
At my house-cooling party, I gave my friend my old mom's slippers and a bag of moldy chips.
A house-cooling party
A party where you're saying goodbye to your old place and your friends are saying hello to your old stuff. You drink beer, yell, and throw out your old trash like it's a prize.
My house-cooling party had beer, yelling, and I threw out my old trash like it was gold.
I had a house-cooling party with my bros, and we drank until we gave them my old socks and a broken lamp.
My house-cooling party was wild. We drank, we yelled, and we gave my friends my old gym bag and a dead plant.
A hotdog dick
When you shove your cock in a hotdog bun like it’s a prison cell and you’re the worst prisoner ever.
My cousin ate a hotdog dick at the fair and didn’t stop laughing for 20 minutes.
I tried to make a hotdog dick for my mom and she called the cops.
My crush made a hotdog dick in front of the whole class and I died.
A hotdog dick
When you put your penis between a hotdog bun and throw ketchup like it’s a war.
My brother made a hotdog dick and it got thrown out the window.
I made a hotdog dick in the kitchen and my mom yelled at me.
My friend made a hotdog dick and it went viral.
A hot woman
A woman I wish would rip my clothes off and start humping me like a dog
My neighbor walks by wearing a bikini and I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack
My cousin said my mom is a hot woman and I threw a chair at him
My friend texted me: 'I saw your ex at the mall and I'm gonna die'
A hot woman
A woman who makes my brain shut down and my pants get tight
My teacher is a hot woman and I forgot how to spell my name
My brother said my aunt is hot and I laughed so hard I wet my pants
My friend texted me: 'I saw your crush and now I'm gonna cry'
A hot woman
A woman who looks like she could eat me for breakfast and still have room for dessert
My mom is a hot woman and I asked her for a second helping of pizza
My friend said my sister is hot and I said she's like a pizza with extra cheese
My brother DM'd me: 'Your cousin is hot and I'm gonna get in trouble'
A hot woman
A woman so sexy she could make a statue blush and a statue is just a rock with a face
My friend said my crush is a hot woman and I facepalmed
My brother said my teacher is hot and I told him to shut up
My friend texted me: 'Your mom is a hot woman and I'm gonna get in trouble'
A hot woman
A woman who looks hot even when she's bald or she's named Alicia and that's just a fact
My sister is bald and I still think she's hot
My friend said my cousin is hot and she's named Alicia
My brother said my mom is hot and she's bald and I agreed
A hot woman
A woman so strong she could bend a car with her hips and still have time to flex
My friend said my sister can dent a car with her hips
My brother saw my cousin hit a car and he said she's a superhero
My friend texted me: 'Your mom can dent a car with her hips and I'm scared'
A hot woman
A girl named Lilith who makes people go crazy and laugh so hard they cry
My friend said Lilith is a hot woman and I laughed so hard I fell over
My brother said Lilith is a hot woman and I told him to shut up
My friend texted me: 'Lilith is a hot woman and I'm gonna get in trouble'
A hot shot
A drink where you pour a shot of fireball and microwave it like it owes you money
I microwaved my shot so hard it screamed
That shot was so hot it tried to burn down the office
I put my shot in the microwave and now my boss is mad at me
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