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A one from day one
A person who stuck with you from the start and never let you fall apart, even when you were a complete disaster.
Since day one, my friend was the only one who didn’t laugh when I cried over a failed math test.
My one from day one stayed with me through every failed relationship and every bad life choice.
He’s been with me since day one, even when I was too high to remember my own name.
A one from day one
The only person who put up with your nonsense since the beginning and still thinks you’re somewhat okay.
She’s been with me since day one, even when I yelled at her for eating my pizza.
From the first day of school, my one from day one never stopped believing in me.
He’s been with me since day one, even when I tried to turn his house into a jungle gym.
A one from day one
The person who never left your side, even when you were a complete mess and probably smelled like a garbage can.
My one from day one never left me, even when I cried in public over a failed video game.
Since the first day of college, my one from day one was there, even when I slept through every class.
He’s been with me since day one, even when I took his phone and played TikTok for six hours straight.
A one from day one
A person who stuck with you through every dumb decision and every bad day since the start.
My one from day one stuck with me through every bad decision, even when I quit my job to become a chicken farmer.
From the first day of the year, my one from day one never gave up on me.
She’s been with me since day one, even when I told her I was going to live in a tree.
A one from day one
The only person who never gave up on you, even when you acted like the world was ending every single day.
My one from day one never gave up on me, even when I cried over a broken pencil.
Since day one, she’s been there, even when I acted like the sky was falling.
He’s been with me since day one, even when I thought the world was going to end because of a bad haircut.
A one from day one
Someone who was there from the beginning and never let you be a complete failure, even when you tried your best to be one.
My one from day one was there from the beginning and never let me be a complete disaster.
She’s been with me since day one, even when I tried to fail everything on purpose.
He’s been with me since day one, even when I tried to make my life a complete mess.
A one clip
A wad of cash so big it looks like it’s about to burst, and it’s held together by a rubber band like it’s the only thing keeping it from screaming.
That guy just got a one clip. He’s probably going to buy a car and a tattoo at the same time.
I just got a one clip from my dad. He said it was because I kept stealing his fries.
She showed up with a one clip and a smile. I know that smile. That’s the smile of someone who just robbed a bank.
A one clip
When you let your guts do the talking and your brain just sighs and goes to bed.
I had a one clip in the middle of a Zoom meeting. My boss didn’t even notice.
He said he’d take a one clip if it meant he wouldn’t have to talk to his mom again.
She had a one clip in the grocery store. The clerk just stared at her like she was a ghost.
A one clip
When someone grabs your rod and twists it like it’s a doorknob and you’re the door, and you’re screaming like you’re being murdered.
He got one clipped by the gym teacher. Now he can’t lift a dumbbell without crying.
She said she got one clipped by her brother. He used a pencil and a calculator.
I got one clipped by my dad. He said it was a ‘family tradition.’
A nutslapper
A super long poop that comes out so fast it slaps your balls like a wet noodle and goes straight into the toilet like it's got a job to do.
My poop just hit my nuts like a slap from a wet sock.
I took a dump and it hit my balls like a surprise party.
That poop didn’t just come out, it came out hard and slapped my junk like it owed me money.
A nutslapper
When you're getting head and your girl starts smacking your nuts like they're a punching bag and you're the dummy in the middle.
My girl was giving me head and then she started hitting my nuts like I was a punching bag.
Getting head was fine until my girl started punching my nuts like I had a grudge against her.
She gave me head and then she went full-on nut slapper like I was her new favorite toy.
A nutslapper
A way of describing how someone goes to work on a guy’s nuts like they’re a job site and the nuts are the only thing standing between them and a promotion.
She was working on my nuts like they were a job site and I was her employee.
He was giving me a nutslapper like I was the last guy standing in a fight.
That girl was working on my nuts like she was trying to get a raise.
A nut hair
How close two people are, like if they're touching each other's nuts.
You and your bro were A Nut Hair apart during the fight. You could’ve shared a fart.
She was A Nut Hair from my face when she yelled, 'I’ll kill you!'
We were A Nut Hair from touching each other’s balls during the wrestling match.
A nut hair
The hair on a guy’s junk, the stuff that grows around his penis.
He had a full beard, but his nut hair was just a few wisps.
She said his nut hair looked like a rat’s nest.
He was too embarrassed to show his nut hair in public.
A nut hair
Short, curly pubic hair, or a mean way to call someone a bald headed fool.
His nut hair was like a coconut, and it was annoying.
She called him a nut hair because he had no hair at all.
He had nut hair, but she had a bald head.
A nut hair
The hair on a guy’s balls, the stuff that gets covered in sweat and stank.
His nut hair smelled like a rotten sock.
He had a ton of nut hair, and it was all greasy.
His nut hair looked like it had been through a war.
A nut hair
Burned pubic hair from the crazy sport of fart-flaming, where people light their farts on fire.
His nut hairs were charred from a failed fart-flame.
He looked like a burnt squirrel after the fart-flame exploded.
His nut hair was on fire, and he couldn’t stop laughing.
A nut hair
To get really angry or really annoyed, like when someone insults your family.
He gave her the nut hair after she insulted his mom.
She was so mad, she gave him the nut hair.
He got the nut hair when she said his dog was ugly.
A nut hair
When someone is so close, they might as well be touching your nuts.
He was A Nut Hair away from my face when he screamed.
We were A Nut Hair from touching each other’s balls.
She was A Nut Hair from me when she said, 'I’ll kill you!'
A nut for a jar of tuna
A lousy deal that makes your brain hurt and your wallet cry. It's like getting stuck with a jar of tuna and a nut when you wanted a steak and a drink.
You traded your brand-new phone for a jar of tuna and a nut. What were you thinking? #badtrade
This deal is so bad, it's like getting a nut for a jar of tuna. I'm out.
Bro, you took a nut for a jar of tuna? I'm ashamed of you.
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