A one clip

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A wad of cash so big it looks like it’s about to burst, and it’s held together by a rubber band like it’s the only thing keeping it from screaming.

That guy just got a one clip. He’s probably going to buy a car and a tattoo at the same time.

I just got a one clip from my dad. He said it was because I kept stealing his fries.

She showed up with a one clip and a smile. I know that smile. That’s the smile of someone who just robbed a bank.

When you let your guts do the talking and your brain just sighs and goes to bed.

I had a one clip in the middle of a Zoom meeting. My boss didn’t even notice.

He said he’d take a one clip if it meant he wouldn’t have to talk to his mom again.

She had a one clip in the grocery store. The clerk just stared at her like she was a ghost.

When someone grabs your rod and twists it like it’s a doorknob and you’re the door, and you’re screaming like you’re being murdered.

He got one clipped by the gym teacher. Now he can’t lift a dumbbell without crying.

She said she got one clipped by her brother. He used a pencil and a calculator.

I got one clipped by my dad. He said it was a ‘family tradition.’