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B*tches be bonkers
A loud curse you yell when someone does something that should've been easy.
B*tches be bonkers! He couldn't find his keys after looking for ten minutes.
B*tches be bonkers! She spilled coffee on her boss's shirt.
B*tches be bonkers! He missed the bus because he was watching TikTok.
B*tches be bonkers
A phrase you yell when someone does something so dumb it hurts your brain.
B*tches be bonkers! She tried to text while driving and crashed into a tree.
B*tches be bonkers! He bought a cat and didn't know how to feed it.
B*tches be bonkers! She wore socks with sandals to a party.
B*tches be bonkers
What you yell when someone does something so crazy it makes you want to scream.
B*tches be bonkers! He tried to dance in the middle of the street.
B*tches be bonkers! She wore a hat made of cheese to school.
B*tches be bonkers! He tried to talk to a pigeon.
B*lla
A lying piece of garbage who cheated and then said you weren't even in a relationship with them like they're the king of the world
She texted me 'you weren't even in a relationship with me' when I caught her with her ex
He DM'd me 'she's not even in a relationship with you' and I was like 'what planet are you on?'
She told my friend 'you weren't even in a relationship with me' and my friend cried
B*lla
A total piece of garbage who cheated and then acted like you never even existed
She texted my friend 'you never even existed' after she cheated on him
He said 'she never even existed' and my friend was like 'what?'
She told my best friend 'you weren't even in a relationship with me' and he got angry
B* Muffin
The B* Muffin is the muffin you wish you were. Found in the wild or in your lunch, this muffin is like a boss battle. It’s better than blueberry and will probably laugh at you.
Just ate a B* Muffin. Now I’m rich. Literally. My stomach’s got a 401(k).
This muffin is the reason I skipped school. It’s that good.
My mom said I could eat the B* Muffin if I cleaned my room. I cleaned my room. Then I ate the muffin. Now I’m rich.
B* Muffin
The B* Muffin is the muffin that’s so good it’s almost sacred. Found in the forest or on a plate, it’s like the king of muffins. You will probably cry if you don’t eat it.
I saw the B* Muffin in the woods. It was wearing a crown. I tried to talk to it. It ignored me.
My friend said the B* Muffin is like a god. I believe him. I ate one and I got a migraine. Now I’m a believer.
I had a dream about the B* Muffin. It told me to eat it. I did. Now I’m famous.
B* Muffin
The B* Muffin is the muffin that’s so good it could be your ex. Found in the wild or in a bakery, it’s the muffin you’ll chase down the street. It’s better than blueberry and will probably ignore you.
The B* Muffin ran away from me. I chased it down the street. Now I’m out of breath and rich.
My ex is a B* Muffin. I tried to talk to her. She ignored me. Now I’m sad and rich.
I saw the B* Muffin in the park. It looked at me like I was a joke. I ate it. Now I’m rich and it’s laughing at me.
B**** made man baby
A man who sleeps with other women just to get free stuff and still acts like a crybaby
He asked her for a new phone and then broke up with me because she said no.
He texted me a photo of his new watch and said 'I got it from my new girlfriend.'
He cried in the car when his mom told him he was a 'disgrace to the family.'
B**** made man baby
A grown man who gets tossed around by women like a toy and still whines about it
He said he was 'heartbroken' because his ex gave him a free meal.
He posted a selfie with his new girlfriend and said 'I’m the luckiest man alive.'
He called me at 2 a. m. because his girlfriend broke his phone.
B**** made man baby
A man who takes what he can get from women and still acts like a baby about it
He took her to lunch and then broke up with me because he was 'too hungry.'
He posted a story saying 'My girlfriend gave me a new shirt!' and then blocked me.
He cried in the grocery store when his girlfriend said he was 'not good enough.'
B* Boys
A bunch of faggot boys from Seattle who think they’re cool because they wear matching outfits and sing bad songs.
@BboysSeattle: We're not faggots, we're *legendary* faggots
My cousin joined the band and now he thinks he’s a rockstar
They took a selfie and called it a ‘group photo’
B* Boys
Back in the 70s, some black kids in the Bronx started dancing to the beats of songs, and it turned into a war between the cool kids and the faggots who couldn’t dance.
My uncle says he was a break boy before he became a DJ and then a faggot
They called him a break boy, but he just did a spin and said ‘I’m done’
He tried to breakdance and fell on his face, then called it a ‘move’
B* Boys
A dance that involves spinning, dropping, and making people think you’re a ninja who’s come to steal their food.
He did a windmill and said he was going to steal my burger
She did a headspin and I thought she was going to die
They brokedance in the middle of the street and no one cared
B* Boys
A gay guy in the 60s who used the word ‘B-Boy’ to hide the fact that he was a bottom, and now all the faggots think it’s a dance move.
My gay uncle still says he’s a B-Boy and not a bottom
He used to call me a B-Boy because I liked him
He told me B-Boy was a secret code for being a bottom
B* Boys
A boy who’s got a hard-on but thinks he’s too cool to show it, like he’s in a movie and not a middle school.
He kept looking at me and said ‘I’m fine’
He tried to hide his hard-on behind a backpack
He said he was ‘just walking’ when he was clearly ‘dancing’
B* Boys
A stupid dance that street dancers think is cool, but it’s really just people spinning and making noise like they’re in a movie.
My cousin did a street dance and called it a ‘move’
He said he was a breakdancer, but he just did a spin
They made a movie about it, and it was terrible
B`
A smug face wearing sunglasses like they’re royalty. Looks like someone just got a gold medal for being a poser.
B) is my go-to when I see my cousin flexing his new car.
My dog gave me B) when I tried to take his snack.
I used B) in a text to my teacher after she called me lazy.
B`
B) is when you grin like you just stole the last slice of pizza and you’re not even sorry.
I sent B) to my friend after he spilled soda on my shirt.
My mom gave me B) when I told her I got an A.
I used B) in a tweet after I beat my brother at video games.
B`
A face you make when you’re laughing at someone who’s too dumb to know they’re dumb.
I used B) in a DM when my brother told me he failed math.
My friend gave me B) when I told him I got a new phone.
I used B) in a text when my dog ate my homework.
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