B* Boys

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A bunch of faggot boys from Seattle who think they’re cool because they wear matching outfits and sing bad songs.
@BboysSeattle: We're not faggots, we're *legendary* faggots
My cousin joined the band and now he thinks he’s a rockstar
They took a selfie and called it a ‘group photo’
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Back in the 70s, some black kids in the Bronx started dancing to the beats of songs, and it turned into a war between the cool kids and the faggots who couldn’t dance.
My uncle says he was a break boy before he became a DJ and then a faggot
They called him a break boy, but he just did a spin and said ‘I’m done’
He tried to breakdance and fell on his face, then called it a ‘move’
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A dance that involves spinning, dropping, and making people think you’re a ninja who’s come to steal their food.
He did a windmill and said he was going to steal my burger
She did a headspin and I thought she was going to die
They brokedance in the middle of the street and no one cared
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A gay guy in the 60s who used the word ‘B-Boy’ to hide the fact that he was a bottom, and now all the faggots think it’s a dance move.
My gay uncle still says he’s a B-Boy and not a bottom
He used to call me a B-Boy because I liked him
He told me B-Boy was a secret code for being a bottom
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A boy who’s got a hard-on but thinks he’s too cool to show it, like he’s in a movie and not a middle school.
He kept looking at me and said ‘I’m fine’
He tried to hide his hard-on behind a backpack
He said he was ‘just walking’ when he was clearly ‘dancing’
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A stupid dance that street dancers think is cool, but it’s really just people spinning and making noise like they’re in a movie.
My cousin did a street dance and called it a ‘move’
He said he was a breakdancer, but he just did a spin
They made a movie about it, and it was terrible
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