B* Muffin

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The B* Muffin is the muffin you wish you were. Found in the wild or in your lunch, this muffin is like a boss battle. It’s better than blueberry and will probably laugh at you.

Just ate a B* Muffin. Now I’m rich. Literally. My stomach’s got a 401(k).

This muffin is the reason I skipped school. It’s that good.

My mom said I could eat the B* Muffin if I cleaned my room. I cleaned my room. Then I ate the muffin. Now I’m rich.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The B* Muffin is the muffin that’s so good it’s almost sacred. Found in the forest or on a plate, it’s like the king of muffins. You will probably cry if you don’t eat it.

I saw the B* Muffin in the woods. It was wearing a crown. I tried to talk to it. It ignored me.

My friend said the B* Muffin is like a god. I believe him. I ate one and I got a migraine. Now I’m a believer.

I had a dream about the B* Muffin. It told me to eat it. I did. Now I’m famous.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The B* Muffin is the muffin that’s so good it could be your ex. Found in the wild or in a bakery, it’s the muffin you’ll chase down the street. It’s better than blueberry and will probably ignore you.

The B* Muffin ran away from me. I chased it down the street. Now I’m out of breath and rich.

My ex is a B* Muffin. I tried to talk to her. She ignored me. Now I’m sad and rich.

I saw the B* Muffin in the park. It looked at me like I was a joke. I ate it. Now I’m rich and it’s laughing at me.

by Slangipedia 15d ago