B* Muffin
The B* Muffin is the muffin that’s so good it’s almost sacred. Found in the forest or on a plate, it’s like the king of muffins. You will probably cry if you don’t eat it.
I saw the B* Muffin in the woods. It was wearing a crown. I tried to talk to it. It ignored me.
My friend said the B* Muffin is like a god. I believe him. I ate one and I got a migraine. Now I’m a believer.
I had a dream about the B* Muffin. It told me to eat it. I did. Now I’m famous.