B Daws
A homosexual so gay he could make a rainbow blush.
He’s so gay, even the sun turns around to look at him.
That homosexual could make a disco ball cry.
He’s so gay, my grandma said, ‘He’s like a glitter bomb in a suit.’
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B Daws
A fucker who treats men like they’re his personal punching bag.
He beats men like they’re his personal workout buddy.
That fucker could take down a superhero and laugh about it.
He’s the only guy who can make a man cry and then laugh about it.
B Daws
A tiny bitch who thinks she’s the main character of a drama.
She’s so tiny, she thinks she’s the main character of a soap opera.
That little bitch could cry over a paper cut and make it a full-blown tragedy.
She’s the size of a snack but has the drama of a movie star.
B Daws
A stupid motherfucker who thinks he’s Einstein with a bad attitude.
He’s so stupid, he thinks he’s Einstein with a bad attitude.
That motherfucker could fail a test and still think he’s a genius.
He’s so dumb, he could turn a math problem into a heartbreak.
B Davi
A shorty with a brain that could beat up a math teacher.
That B Davi aced the test while I failed it twice.
He solved the problem before the teacher even finished explaining it.
He called me a dummy in front of the whole class.
B Davi
A little guy who thinks he’s Einstein and acts like he’s got a PhD.
He told me I was dumb for not knowing what a quadrilateral was.
He got a 100% on the quiz and made me cry.
He said my brain was full of dirt.
B Davi
A mini human who’s brain is so big it could make a brain explode.
He solved the equation in 10 seconds flat.
He called my answers 'trash' in front of the whole school.
He said my brain was like a broken calculator.
B Daht
A legend who talks trash and makes everyone laugh until they cry. They own the mic and the crowd’s soul.
B Daht just roasted my mom in front of 200 people. She’s dead.
He said my joke was worse than my ex’s tan. It was true.
B Daht called my dad a ‘fart in a suit’ and he loved it.
B Daht
The king of jokes, the lord of laughs. No one can handle their energy without breaking down.
B Daht made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. It was glorious.
He told a joke about my dog and now my dog won’t look at me.
I tried to be serious. B Daht ruined it.
B Daht
A god who speaks with the power of 10,000 memes. They can make anyone laugh or cry in 30 seconds.
B Daht told a joke about my job and now I want to quit.
He made my sister laugh so hard she fell off the couch.
I was crying from laughing at B Daht’s punchline.
B Daht
The man who talks so much trash, you feel like you’ve been insulted by a whole family.
B Daht called me a ‘disaster in human form’ and I agreed.
He said my joke was ‘worse than a bad pizza’ and I believed him.
He insulted my dog and my dog hates me now.
B Daht
A beast who owns the stage and the crowd. They laugh so hard, the ceiling might fall.
B Daht made the whole crowd laugh so hard, the lights went out.
He told a joke about my life and I lost my job.
I was laughing so hard, I dropped my sandwich.
B DUENAS
A gross old man or woman (over 45) who spies on kids before they even hit puberty. They don’t need sex to mess with you, they just need to watch you like a hawk and laugh at your dumb jokes.
My teacher stares at me like I'm a lost puppy whenever I say his name.
My neighbor won't look at me when I ask why he's been following me.
He told me a joke about tomatoes and I almost vomited.
B DUENAS
A weird old person who watches kids like they're on TV. They don’t need no sex, just a good stare and a bad punchline to ruin your day.
She blinked like a raccoon whenever I called her name.
He wouldn’t look at me when I asked why he followed me home.
He told me a joke about ducks and I almost cried.
B DUENAS
An old person who hides in plain sight and watches kids like they’re on a reality show. They don’t need sex, they just need to annoy you with their terrible jokes and weird eye habits.
He looked at me like I was a ghost when I said his name.
She wouldn’t look at me when I caught her spying on me.
He told me a joke about potatoes and I wanted to die.
B DUENAS
A creepy old person who likes to watch kids before they even start puberty. No sex needed, just a stare, a sneaky eye, and a joke so bad it makes your brain hurt.
She looked at me like I was a new toy when I called her name.
He wouldn’t look at me when I asked why he was following me.
He told me a joke about socks and I wanted to scream.
B DUENAS
An old person who spies on kids like they're part of a game show. They don’t need no sex, just a stare, a sneaky eye, and a joke so bad it makes your brain cry.
He blinked like a robot whenever I called his name.
She wouldn’t look at me when I asked why she was watching me.
He told me a joke about cheese and I almost passed out.
B DUENAS
A weird old person who stalks kids like they're on a reality show. They don’t need no sex, just a stare, a weird eye, and a joke that makes you want to die.
She looked at me like I was a new toy when I called her name.
He wouldn’t look at me when I caught him spying on me.
He told me a joke about fish and I almost cried.
B DOUBLE E
A Kansas boy who also claims to be from Alabama and Texas, but no one believes him. He raps like he's got a mouth full of glitter and a brain full of nonsense.
B DOUBLE E: I'm from Kansas, but I also live in Alabama and Texas. I'm not lying. I'm just flexing.
B DOUBLE E: I don't need no map. I'm from everywhere and nowhere.
B DOUBLE E: I'm a midwest rapper with a southern swagger. That means I can dance, I can rap, and I can make you feel stupid.
B DOUBLE E
When the drinks are running low and the party is going wild. A few drunks decide to sprint to the store, grab a bunch of beer, and come back like they just won the race of their lives.
Beer Run!!: I'm going to grab a 30 pack and come back before you all start crying.
Beer Run!!: I'll be back in 5 minutes. Or I'll be dead. Either way, I'll be back.
Beer Run!!: I ran to the store. I ran back. I ran through my ex's house. I'm back.