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A gross old man or woman (over 45) who spies on kids before they even hit puberty. They don’t need sex to mess with you, they just need to watch you like a hawk and laugh at your dumb jokes.
My teacher stares at me like I'm a lost puppy whenever I say his name.
My neighbor won't look at me when I ask why he's been following me.
He told me a joke about tomatoes and I almost vomited.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A weird old person who watches kids like they're on TV. They don’t need no sex, just a good stare and a bad punchline to ruin your day.
She blinked like a raccoon whenever I called her name.
He wouldn’t look at me when I asked why he followed me home.
He told me a joke about ducks and I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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An old person who hides in plain sight and watches kids like they’re on a reality show. They don’t need sex, they just need to annoy you with their terrible jokes and weird eye habits.
He looked at me like I was a ghost when I said his name.
She wouldn’t look at me when I caught her spying on me.
He told me a joke about potatoes and I wanted to die.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A creepy old person who likes to watch kids before they even start puberty. No sex needed, just a stare, a sneaky eye, and a joke so bad it makes your brain hurt.
She looked at me like I was a new toy when I called her name.
He wouldn’t look at me when I asked why he was following me.
He told me a joke about socks and I wanted to scream.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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An old person who spies on kids like they're part of a game show. They don’t need no sex, just a stare, a sneaky eye, and a joke so bad it makes your brain cry.
He blinked like a robot whenever I called his name.
She wouldn’t look at me when I asked why she was watching me.
He told me a joke about cheese and I almost passed out.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A weird old person who stalks kids like they're on a reality show. They don’t need no sex, just a stare, a weird eye, and a joke that makes you want to die.
She looked at me like I was a new toy when I called her name.
He wouldn’t look at me when I caught him spying on me.
He told me a joke about fish and I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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