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A Serious Dick Diction
you were begging for orange juice like it was the holy grail but then your friend stiffed you for the cocaine you used to watch the patriots lose and now you’re in an asylum because you don’t go to school and you’re a mess.
I asked for juice and got nothing but a broken bank account and a crazy life.
My friend said he’d pay me back but now I’m in an asylum and I’m mad.
I watched the patriots lose on crack and now I’m in a nut house.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Serious Dick Diction
you prayed for a glass of juice like it was god but your friend didn’t pay you for the coke you used to watch the patriots fail and now you're in a mental hospital because you’re a loser and you skipped school.
I wanted juice but got a mental breakdown and a broken bank account.
I used coke to watch the patriots lose and now I’m in a mental hospital.
My friend ran out on me and now I’m in a nut house.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Serious Dick Diction
you begged for juice like it was god and your friend didn't pay you for the coke you used to watch the patriots lose and now you're in a mental hospital because you skipped school and you're a total disaster.
I wanted juice and got a mental hospital and a total disaster.
I used coke to watch the patriots lose and now I'm in a mental hospital.
My friend didn't pay me and now I'm a disaster.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Series of Unfortunate Events
A Netflix series, movie, and book series about three siblings who get hunted by a creepy guy named Count Olaf who wants their huge fortune. It's the second best thing ever made, right after pizza.
'I watched this series and cried through the whole thing, bro.'
'This is the best thing since sliced bread and pizza.'
'I’m gonna watch this again and again, even if it’s 12 books long.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Series of Unfortunate Events
A book series by Lemony Snicket about three kids who get the worst luck ever, and their lives are ruined by a crazy guy named Count Olaf.
'I’m reading this book and it’s the worst thing ever.'
'This book makes my life feel like a nightmare.'
'I just read this and cried, I swear.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Series of Unfortunate Events
The time between Columbus coming and the original people getting land stolen, and it's basically the same as being Fucked Over.
'Man, this time period is the worst ever.'
'It’s like they took everything from the original people.'
'This is like the definition of being screwed over.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Series of Unfortunate Events
A series of books, like 12 of them, and it’s so long you might fall asleep reading it. It’s also the reason Jim Carrey made a movie.
'I tried to read all 12 books and I failed.'
'This series is so long, I might need a ladder.'
'Jim Carrey made a movie from it, and I’m still mad about it.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Series of Unfortunate Events
A super sad series about three kids who lose their parents and get chased by a mean guy named Count Olaf who wants their fortune.
'I’m crying because the kids lost their parents.'
'Count Olaf is the worst villain ever.'
'This series is like a never-ending nightmare.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Series of Unfortunate Events
That kids' book where people die and everything goes wrong.
'I read this book and my life was ruined.'
'This book is like a death wish for the characters.'
'This book is the worst thing I’ve ever read.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Series of Unfortunate Events
A girl's worst nightmare: this series has a donkey punch, a gas mask, a hindu dot, a chocolate cone, a cincinati bowtie, and strawberry shortcake. It’s like a nightmare on a plate.
'This book has a donkey punch and I don’t know what that is.'
'I read this and I had to eat a chocolate cone for lunch.'
'This series is so weird, I had to take a nap after it.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Serbian Film
A stupid movie that’s like a family dinner gone wrong, except instead of gravy, there’s blood and screaming. Milos goes through hell and back, and your family will probably wish they were at the mall.
My mom cried and my dad threw a couch pillow at the screen.
I watched it with my cousins and we all had to take a shower afterward.
My dog ran out of the room mid-movie and didn’t come back for two days.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Serbian Film
This movie is like a bad dream that your dad had and then turned into a movie. An actor who’s barely getting by gets the role of a lifetime, but let’s just say it’s not what he signed up for.
My uncle said it was worse than being stuck in a bathroom with my cousin.
I watched it with my brother and we both got motion sickness from it.
My teacher said it made her think about changing her career.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Seppy
A Seppy is a human who watches too much JoJo and acts like it’s the greatest thing ever. They’re so obsessed they’ll probably cry if you say the word ‘anime’ wrong.
@SeppyBro: I’m not crying, I’m just sad JoJo didn’t win an Oscar.
My friend is a Seppy. He wears a hat that says ‘Kira’ and still thinks he’s cool.
Seppy: ‘You don’t know what you’re missing, you ignorant fool!’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Seppy
A Seppy is what Australians call Americans. It’s like saying you’re a stinky septic tank full of bad decisions.
@AussieBro: Yanks are just septic tanks wearing pants.
My uncle called me a Seppy and then got a coffee for it.
‘You’re a Seppy, and I’m not even mad.’, My teacher at 8 am.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Seppy
A Seppy is September, but also something so awesome it makes your brain shut off and your soul do a happy dance.
‘This party is a Seppy!’, My friend after one too many drinks.
My dog is a Seppy. He chews my shoes and still thinks he’s the best.
I saw a Seppy and immediately started a new hobby.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Seppy
A Seppy is your brother. Or your enemy. Or a guy who thinks loud music is the only way to live.
‘My brother is a Seppy and he screamed at a pigeon.’
‘I’m not your brother, I’m a Seppy and I’m here to fight.’
‘Seppy: the reason I still have nightmares.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Seppy
A Seppy is a person who thinks red vs. blue is the most important battle in the universe. They also think loud music and stupid acts are the best things ever.
‘I did a Seppy thing and jumped off a cliff.’
‘My Seppy friend started a fight with a duck.’
‘Seppy: the reason I have a tattoo of a screaming cat.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Seppy
A Seppy is the coolest person ever, and they also think they’re worthy of worship. Like, they’re a god in a gym shirt.
‘Seppy is the reason I joined a cult.’
‘My Seppy friend turned my dog into a philosopher.’
‘Seppy: the only person who could beat a dragon with a sandwich.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Seppy
A Seppy is Hitler’s cousin. And he’s probably the reason Hitler lost his mind.
‘My Seppy uncle fought a chicken.’
‘Seppy: the reason World War II was so loud.’
‘I think my Seppy grandfather is still alive and living in a tree.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Segovia
Getting smacked in the face by a big, black, two-headed dildo that makes your nose bleed like a broken faucet.
My uncle got hit by a Segovia and cried like a baby.
That dildo was so big, it made my cousin's nose bleed for a week.
I saw my friend's face explode from a Segovia and it was glorious.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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