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A hurt

A situation or person in poor form is like a broken toy that no one wants to play with. It's just sad and barely functional.

My team is in poor form. We lost every game and we're like the weakest link.

My friend is in poor form. He failed all his tests and he looks like a total disaster.

My phone is in poor form. It broke and I can't even text my friends.

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A hurt

A massive failure is like when you try to build a tower and it all falls down. It's a total disaster and you're just like 'why even bother?'

My project was a massive failure. I worked so hard and it all fell apart.

My test was a massive failure. I studied and still got a total disaster.

My game was a massive failure. I was so confident and I lost completely.

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A hurt

Something that is ugly or in really bad shape is like a rat's house after a flood. It’s just a total mess and no one wants to look at it.

My room is ugly. It's a total mess and I look like I got hit by a tornado.

My house is in bad shape. It's like it got beat up by a monster.

My car is in bad shape. It looks like it got run over by a bus.

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A hurricane up your gay portal

A giant fart that smells like a dead raccoon that ate a bag of garlic and got hit by a truck

My uncle’s butt exploded during the Super Bowl. The whole stadium had to evacuate.

I told my mom I was going to the store. She said, 'Don't come home until you're done eating onion rings.'

My friend’s dad got stuck in a toilet. It was like a war zone.

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A hurricane up your gay portal

A smelly gas attack from your butt that makes everyone run for their lives

My math teacher’s butt let out a fart so strong, the chalkboard cracked.

During the school play, the main character farted so loud, the audience started laughing.

My dog ran out of the house screaming, 'I can't breathe!'

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A hurricane up your gay portal

A fart so bad it could knock a man out with one hit

My dad’s fart was so strong, it blew my mom’s hair back.

At the movies, the guy behind me farted so loud, the screen shook.

My brother’s fart woke up the entire neighborhood.

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A hurling hit and run

A cock-sucker gets your junk so deep in her mouth she pukes and you blow load up her nose while she’s still gagging then you hit her like a sack of bricks and her cum and puke mix into a messy mess and you walk off laughing like an idiot

My mom tried to eat my whole cock and I blew load up her nose when she puked

I hit my ex so hard her cum and puke came out both ends

My cousin ate my cock and I blew load up her nose and hit her so hard she passed out

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A hurling hit and run

A girl sucks your cock so deep she throws up and you cum up her nose while she’s still puking then you punch her so hard her cum and puke mix together and you laugh like a maniac while she’s out cold

I blew load up my girlfriend’s nose while she was puking and then I punched her lights out

That girl threw up and I cummed up her nose and then I socked her in the face

I sucked my brother’s cock so deep I puked and he blew load up my nose then he punched me

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A hurling hit and run

A chick eats your cock so far down she pukes and you cum up her nose while she’s still gagging then you sock her in the face and her cum and puke fly out like a mess and you laugh as she falls over

I puked while eating my dad’s cock and he cummed up my nose then he socked me

That girl puked and I cummed up her nose and then I hit her so hard she flew back

I puked my brother’s cock and he cummed up my nose then he hit me so hard I fell over

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A hungry crab

Something that creeps you out like a fart in a phone booth and you have no idea what it is

That thing in the dark behind the fridge looked like a hungry crab

My cousin’s pet turtle is a hungry crab

The blob in my soup was a hungry crab

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A hungry crab

When a woman is so desperate she does a full body stretch and talks trash with her mouth

She did a hungry crab for my dad and got a raise

My sister did a hungry crab for the mailman and he gave her a cookie

That girl did a hungry crab for my brother and he now loves her

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A hundred and Fuck

The only answer you can give when a buddy asks how hot it is in Iraq and you're too fried to think straight.

You're sitting in the sun like a cooked potato and your buddy asks, 'How hot is it?' You say, 'A hundred and fuck.'

Your buddy asks, 'How's the weather?' You say, 'A hundred and fuck. I'm melting like a f***ing popsicle.'

Your buddy says, 'You look like a roasted chicken.' You reply, 'A hundred and fuck.'

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A hundred and Fuck

When the heat is so bad it feels like your ancestors tried to kill you by leaving you in the middle of the desert.

The sun is like a f***ing blowtorch and you're saying, 'A hundred and fuck.'

You're sweating so much you're like a f***ing waterfall and you mutter, 'A hundred and fuck.'

You look at the sky and say, 'A hundred and fuck. I'm going to die like a f***ing lizard.'

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A hundred

A dumb, lazy way to say nothing when someone asks a stupid number question, like why you’re late or how many times you’ve failed.

Yo, why’d you miss the game?

A hundred.

Bro, you said 100 like it was your last will and testament.

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A hundred

A brand that sells clothes so ugly, they look like they were picked out by a blind man who also hates you.

I wore a hundred shirt to the party. No one talked to me.

My mom bought me a hundred hoodie. It looks like a potato.

My dog wore a hundred pants. He now thinks he’s a potato.

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A hundred

When you put centipedes in your butt and imagine they’re from Iceland because you’re too high to think straight.

I put centipedes in my butt and thought Iceland was a place where they speak Portuguese.

I tried to do a hundred while tripping on weed and now my butt thinks it’s in a war.

Centipedes in my butt, Iceland in my head, and my brain is now a war zone.

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A hundred

When you’re not fake, you’re just being 100% real and also kind of a jerk.

He said he was 100% real. Turns out he was just a jerk.

She was 100% real, which means she told me my hair looks like a raccoon.

He said he was 100% real, and then he said I smell like a gym sock.

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A hundred

The loudest, stupidest thing at an Indiana University football game. It’s like a marching band, but they’re all loud, stupid, and think they’re the best.

The Hundred was so loud, I thought my ears were gonna fall off.

The Hundred marched in like they were the best thing since sliced bread.

The Hundred was louder than my mom’s yelling.

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A hundred

A fear so bad you think Germans are gonna come to your house and steal your soul.

I have a hundred fear. I think Germans are gonna steal my soul.

My brother has a hundred fear. He thinks Germans are gonna take his pizza.

I have a hundred fear. I think Germans are gonna kidnap my dog.

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A hundred

A short version of a band nickname that is also the name of a school in Florida, and they’re so good, they’re like the kings of Black College Marching Bands.

The Hundred is the name of the band from Florida, and they’re so good, they’re like the kings of the whole thing.

The Hundred is the band from FAMU, and they’re so good, they even made a movie about it.

The Hundred is the Florida band, and they’re so good, they beat my mom’s choir in a battle of the bands.

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