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Baal Nathi
BN people are like brain-dead monkeys who don’t have cilia, which is the most important hair in your brain that makes you sane. Without it, you’re just a walking disaster.
My dog thinks he’s a BN because he runs around like he’s on fire.
I told my mom I was a BN and she said I could go to bed without eating dinner.
My brother tried to be a BN but just ended up burning my room down.
Baal Nathi
BN is a bunch of stupid people who lived way back when, and they had no idea what cilia was. They probably thought it was just a fancy word for ‘brain farts’.
My friend’s dog is a BN, and it hates vacuum cleaners.
I think my grandpa is a BN because he yells at the TV like it’s his enemy.
My teacher said BNs were real, but I still think it’s just a made-up excuse for being dumb.
Baaklini
You’re Lebanese and you looked up your last name. You’re a genius, a beauty, and you laugh so hard you make everyone else cry. People respect you and wish they had your DNA.
My cousin Baaklini is the only person who can make my grandma laugh while she’s yelling at me.
Baaklini is the reason I know what a genius looks like, and it’s terrifying.
I looked up Baaklini and now I’m questioning my life choices.
Baaklini
You’re Lebanese and you Googled your last name. You’re smart, hot, and you laugh so loud it sounds like a war. Everyone else wants to be you, even if they don’t know why.
Baaklini is the only person who can make my brother cry with laughter and then scream at him for it.
I looked up Baaklini and now I’m jealous of my own family.
Baaklini is like a superhero who laughs so hard it’s a power.
Baaklini
You’re Lebanese and you searched your last name. You’re a brain, a bombshell, and you laugh so much it’s like a party in your head. People want to be around you because you’re awesome and you don’t even know it.
Baaklini is the reason my mom started laughing in the middle of a grocery store.
I looked up Baaklini and now I’m trying to be as cool as them.
Baaklini is like my cousin’s brain, my sister’s face, and my uncle’s laugh all in one person.
Baais
A Baais is a loudmouth who talks too much and needs a nap. They love dark-skinned girls, hit things really hard, and have a family so big it’s like a small town. They’re tall enough to knock you out.
That Baais just yelled at the whole gym for no reason. I think he needs a punch and a nap.
Baais is here! He brought his whole family and a basketball.
I saw a Baais flirting with my cousin. He’s gonna get a face full of basketball.
Baais
A Baais is your buddy, the one who texts you at 2 a. m. and calls you every day. You don’t mind because they’re always there when you need them.
Hey Baais, did you eat my pizza?
Baais just texted me: ‘I’m coming over, bring the snacks.’
Baais is my best friend. He even calls me at 2 a. m. on weekends.
Baais
A Baais is the most amazing girlfriend ever. She’s sweet, loud, and doesn’t take any crap. She’s the one who will fight for you and still love you.
Bima, you’re the best girlfriend ever! I love you!
Bima just yelled at my brother for me. She’s perfect.
Bima is the best. She fights for me and still loves me.
Baais
A Baais is the most amazing girlfriend ever. She’s loud, sweet, and doesn’t back down. She’ll fight for you and still say ‘I love you’ a million times.
LOVE YOU BIMA! You’re the best girlfriend in the world!
Bima just screamed ‘I love you’ so loud the whole neighborhood heard.
Bima is the most amazing girlfriend. She fights for me and still loves me.
Baahuulaa
A bunch of people or things that make your brain hurt
There were baahuulaa of fans at the concert. I couldn’t breathe.
The teacher had baahuulaa of homework. I cried.
Baahuulaa of ants invaded my kitchen. I screamed.
Baahuulaa
So many things or people it feels like a curse
There was baahuulaa of traffic. I missed my mom’s birthday.
The gym had baahuulaa of people. I almost fainted.
Baahuulaa of spiders came out of my closet. I ran.
Baahuulaa
A ton of stuff that makes you want to punch the sky
The concert had baahuulaa of people. I got squished like a bug.
My mom brought baahuulaa of food. I gained ten pounds.
There was baahuulaa of homework. I got a brain freeze.
Baahuulaa
A massive group of things that is literally the worst
The concert had baahuulaa of people. I got stuck behind a giant burrito.
Baahuulaa of homework hit me like a brick. I died.
There was baahuulaa of bugs. I felt like a zombie.
Baahuulaa
A huge mess of people or things that you cannot handle
There was baahuulaa of people at the mall. I got lost.
Baahuulaa of homework came my way. I exploded.
The beach had baahuulaa of people. I drowned in sweat.
Baahum
A baahum is when a girl lies back and a guy shoves his balls in her mouth and she hums like she’s happy.
My cousin tried a baahum and said it felt like a goat bit her face.
He said she hummed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
She did a baahum in the pool and the water turned pink from all the screaming.
Baahum
A baahum is when a guy drops his junk in a girl's mouth and she makes sounds like a tired dog.
He said she did a baahum during lunch and the teacher got mad.
She did a baahum in the car and the windows got fogged up.
He tried a baahum and ended up with a mouthful of hair.
Baahum
A baahum is when a girl opens wide and a guy throws his balls in her mouth and she goes ‘baahum’ like a goat.
She did a baahum in the gym and the weights fell over.
He said she hummed so loud the lights flickered.
He tried a baahum and got stuck in her mouth for three minutes.
Baahir
The quiet guy who acts like he doesn't care, but he's got a whole squad of women who all think he's the best thing since pizza.
He said he was just chilling, but I saw him texting 3 girls at once.
He walked into the room and 2 girls started fangirling immediately.
He asked me if I wanted to hang out and I said yes, but he was actually messaging his ex.
Baahir
The person who hides his skills, but when he shows up, all the girls are like 'Oh my god, who is this?'
He just walked in and 3 girls turned around and stared at him.
He didn't even try, and 2 girls asked him out.
He was talking to me, and I didn't notice he was also flirting with my best friend.
Baahir
The guy who doesn't talk much, but he's got a whole list of girls who all think he's perfect.
He just said hi to my girl and now she's ignoring me.
He didn't say anything, but 3 girls started texting him at the same time.
He smiled at me, and I forgot my own name.
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