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Baale

A word from Bengal that means pubic hair. It’s the most popular slang in Bangladesh and India. People use it like how Americans say 'fuck.'

My brother said I had more baale than a goat, I said 'you’re just jealous.'

My friend used 'baale' in a sentence and I laughed so hard I got a headache.

I asked my teacher what 'baale' meant, she said 'that’s why I don’t talk to you.'

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Baale

The final boss in Diablo II. You can only fight her if you buy the expansion pack. She has the best voice in the game and will make you cry if you lose.

I lost to Baale and cried in the middle of the school hallway.

My friend said he beat Baale, I said 'he must’ve cheated.'

I tried to fight Baale and got crushed so bad I forgot my password.

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Baale

Baal is life, Baal is love, Baal is everything. She’s the most beautiful, hottest, smartest, most amazing woman ever. If she wanted, she could make you her slave.

I asked Baal to take my vision and she said ‘you’re just a sad little man.’

My friend said Baal could cook, I said ‘that’s why you’re still single.’

I begged Baal to let me be her sword and she said ‘you’re not even that good.’

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Baale

A Canaanite fire god with a ton of red-hot demon bitches. He burns people and makes them suffer for no reason.

My brother said he saw Baal and his demon bitches, I said ‘that’s why you’re always on fire.’

I got burned by Baal and now I walk around like a chicken with no legs.

My friend said Baal’s bitches were hotter than his mom, I said ‘that’s why you’re still single.’

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Baale

A toxic idiot who thinks he’s smart, but he’s just fake. He’s passive-aggressive and everyone knows it.

My teacher said I was being passive-aggressive, I said ‘that’s what Baale does.’

I said Baale was a fake god, my friend said ‘that’s why he’s still single.’

My brother said he was smarter than Baale, I said ‘he’s just a sad little man.’

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Baalai Bhayena

Don't give a damn and don't care about anyone or anything ever.

I’m eating pizza and you’re crying about your ex. Baalai Bhayena.

You just got fired and I’m still watching TikTok. Baalai Bhayena.

You’re screaming at me and I’m just eating chips. Baalai Bhayena.

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Baalai Bhayena

You don’t care if the world explodes or if your mom died.

Your dog ran away and I’m still playing video games. Baalai Bhayena.

You’re yelling about your grades and I’m still snoring. Baalai Bhayena.

Your dad just got arrested and I’m still eating cereal. Baalai Bhayena.

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Baalai Bhayena

You don’t care about anyone or anything even if they punch you in the face.

You’re crying about your crush and I’m still eating my burger. Baalai Bhayena.

You got detention and I’m still sleeping. Baalai Bhayena.

You’re screaming at me and I’m still eating my lunch. Baalai Bhayena.

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Baalai Bhayena

You don’t care about anything even if the sky falls on your head.

You’re crying about your grades and I’m still playing Fortnite. Baalai Bhayena.

You got kicked out of school and I’m still watching YouTube. Baalai Bhayena.

You’re screaming at me and I’m still eating my fries. Baalai Bhayena.

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Baalai Bhayena

You don’t give a damn and don’t care if the whole world burns down.

You’re crying about your ex and I’m still eating my pizza. Baalai Bhayena.

You got grounded and I’m still playing video games. Baalai Bhayena.

You’re screaming at me and I’m still eating my chips. Baalai Bhayena.

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Baalai Bhayena

You don’t care about anything even if your whole family is in jail.

You’re crying about your grades and I’m still eating my burger. Baalai Bhayena.

You got kicked out of the house and I’m still watching TV. Baalai Bhayena.

You’re screaming at me and I’m still eating my fries. Baalai Bhayena.

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Baala

A human who thinks they're perfect and gets mad when anyone dares to disagree. They're so full of themselves they might explode.

My cousin is a Baala. She failed a test and blamed the teacher for it.

My boss is a Baala. He thinks he's the best at everything, even though he can't spell 'accommodate'.

My ex is a Baala. She dumped me for a guy who can't even tie his shoes.

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Baala

The kind of person who makes your life a nightmare just to watch you suffer. They're the reason you’re up all night crying.

My neighbor is a Baala. She made me fail my math test on purpose just to prove I was worse than her.

My teacher is a Baala. He gives impossible homework and laughs when we cry.

My sister is a Baala. She stole my lunch money and told me I was too fat to eat it.

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Baal's Special Spot

The exact spot on Crossfire where Baal stands and yells at you until you die. It’s his special place and no one else gets to use it. You’re just a sad, dying person in his way.

I stood there and got shot by Baal. He yelled ‘YOU ARE A DUMMY!’

He screamed so loud my dog ran out of the house.

I tried to take his spot. He killed me 3 times and called me a ‘noob’.

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Baal's Special Spot

Baal’s favorite spot on Crossfire. He’s been there since 2009 and he’s not leaving. He’s got a deal with the game and you’re just a meat shield for him.

He’s been there so long the map has a scar from his screaming.

I tried to run past him. He shot me and said, ‘You’re not getting past me, dummy.’

He killed me 20 times and still called me a ‘lame noob’.

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Baal's Special Spot

The spot Baal claims on Crossfire and he doesn’t let anyone else touch it. If you go there, he’ll yell at you until you cry and die. You’re just a fool in his way.

I tried to go there. He yelled at me and I cried like a baby.

He called me a ‘noob’ and shot me until my screen went black.

I walked into his spot. He screamed ‘YOU ARE A FOOL’ and killed me instantly.

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Baal Shem Tov

Baal Shem Tov was a rabbi who lived in what is now Ukraine and was so holy he could probably make God blush. He started the Hasidic Judaism thing because he was tired of people just reading the Torah and not having any fun.

My grandma says he was the first guy who could talk to God without getting yelled at.

He started Hasidic Judaism because he wanted people to dance, sing, and not just sit there like a bunch of tired potatoes.

He was so good at mysticism, he probably could’ve been the devil’s best friend if he wanted to be.

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Baal Shem Tov

Baal Shem Tov was a rabbi with a magical name and a magical life. He started Hasidic Judaism because he got tired of people being boring and not using their powers.

He was like the original superhero, but instead of a cape, he had a prayer book.

He got so good at mysticism, he probably could’ve defeated the devil in a karaoke battle.

He was so holy, he might’ve been the reason God took a lunch break.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Baal Shem Tov

Baal Shem Tov was a rabbi who lived in Ukraine and was so good at mysticism, he could probably make the devil cry. He started Hasidic Judaism because he was tired of people just reading the Torah and not having any fun.

He was the first guy who could talk to God and not get yelled at.

He started Hasidic Judaism because he wanted people to dance and sing instead of sitting there like a bunch of tired potatoes.

He was so good at mysticism, he could’ve been the devil’s best friend if he wanted to be.

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Baal Nathi

BN is an old group of jerks from India who were led by a stupid king named Mahaan Tirakot and his dumb army called Tirkits. They were total messes, always doing crazy stuff and thinking like farts.

My cousin says he’s a BN descendant, which means he’s a total chaos magnet.

BNs probably invented TikTok before it was cool, but they called it ‘mischiefs’.

My teacher thinks BNs are real, but I think they’re just my friends pretending to be ancient.

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