Baale

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The only person who can rival Chuck Norris, but with better hair and a better attitude. Everyone else is just a sad imitation.

I saw Baale in the mirror and I felt like my whole life was a failure.

My dog tried to bark at Baale and got a shock so bad he peed on the carpet.

My teacher said I was being too loud, I said 'I’m just trying to be like Baale.'

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The hottest woman alive. She pulls swords out of her titties and can zap you with lightning. You’d die just looking at her.

My crush said she looked like Baale, I immediately broke up with her.

I got struck by lightning and I just thought ‘that’s Baale’s doing.’

My mom said I was acting like a fool, I said ‘I’m just being Baale.’

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A word from Bengal that means pubic hair. It’s the most popular slang in Bangladesh and India. People use it like how Americans say 'fuck.'

My brother said I had more baale than a goat, I said 'you’re just jealous.'

My friend used 'baale' in a sentence and I laughed so hard I got a headache.

I asked my teacher what 'baale' meant, she said 'that’s why I don’t talk to you.'

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The final boss in Diablo II. You can only fight her if you buy the expansion pack. She has the best voice in the game and will make you cry if you lose.

I lost to Baale and cried in the middle of the school hallway.

My friend said he beat Baale, I said 'he must’ve cheated.'

I tried to fight Baale and got crushed so bad I forgot my password.

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Baal is life, Baal is love, Baal is everything. She’s the most beautiful, hottest, smartest, most amazing woman ever. If she wanted, she could make you her slave.

I asked Baal to take my vision and she said ‘you’re just a sad little man.’

My friend said Baal could cook, I said ‘that’s why you’re still single.’

I begged Baal to let me be her sword and she said ‘you’re not even that good.’

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A Canaanite fire god with a ton of red-hot demon bitches. He burns people and makes them suffer for no reason.

My brother said he saw Baal and his demon bitches, I said ‘that’s why you’re always on fire.’

I got burned by Baal and now I walk around like a chicken with no legs.

My friend said Baal’s bitches were hotter than his mom, I said ‘that’s why you’re still single.’

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A toxic idiot who thinks he’s smart, but he’s just fake. He’s passive-aggressive and everyone knows it.

My teacher said I was being passive-aggressive, I said ‘that’s what Baale does.’

I said Baale was a fake god, my friend said ‘that’s why he’s still single.’

My brother said he was smarter than Baale, I said ‘he’s just a sad little man.’

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