Baale
A Canaanite fire god with a ton of red-hot demon bitches. He burns people and makes them suffer for no reason.
My brother said he saw Baal and his demon bitches, I said ‘that’s why you’re always on fire.’
I got burned by Baal and now I walk around like a chicken with no legs.
My friend said Baal’s bitches were hotter than his mom, I said ‘that’s why you’re still single.’