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pagunifer

A pagunifer is someone who texts so slow it's like they're being tortured by a plant.

You: 'What’s up?' / Them: '...' 4 hours later: 'Nothing'

You: 'You there?' / Them: '...' 1 day later: 'Yes'

You: 'Do you even text?' / Them: '...' 2 days later: 'I do'

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagunifer

A pagunifer is a human who texts so slow they might as well be a plant that’s also lazy.

You: 'Hey' / Them: '...' 1 hour later: 'Hey'

You: 'Is this a thing?' / Them: '...' 2 days later: 'I think so'

You: 'You alive?' / Them: '...' 3 days later: 'I was busy with my plants'

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagunifer

A pagunifer is someone who texts so slow they make plants look fast.

You: 'Hey' / Them: '...' 3 hours later: 'Hi'

You: 'What’s up?' / Them: '...' 2 days later: 'Nothing'

You: 'Do you even text?' / Them: '...' 1 day later: 'I do'

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagunifer

A pagunifer is a human who texts so slow it’s like they’re trying to communicate with a dead plant.

You: 'Hey' / Them: '...' 5 hours later: 'Hello'

You: 'You there?' / Them: '...' 2 days later: 'Yes'

You: 'Is this a thing?' / Them: '...' 3 days later: 'I think so'

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagunifer

A pagunifer is someone who texts so slow they should be in a plant jail.

You: 'Hey' / Them: '...' 4 hours later: 'Hi'

You: 'What’s up?' / Them: '...' 3 days later: 'Nothing'

You: 'You alive?' / Them: '...' 2 days later: 'I was busy with my plants'

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagune

A time when you're so mad, sad, or broken you might cry, swear, or throw something at someone.

My mom called me a 'disgrace to the family' and I went full pagune.

I failed my math test and my dog left me.

He got fired, got divorced, and got kicked out of his mom's house, that's pagune.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagune

A long tradition of people shooting guns in the most unholy and glorious way possible.

The whole town shows up with guns every Sunday, that's pagune.

My uncle shot a deer in the middle of church, classic pagune.

They fire guns at weddings, funerals, and during nap time, that's pagune.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

paguna

Paguna is when you tell someone to go to hell because you're too wiped to deal with their nonsense anymore.

My mom said, 'Paguna!' after I spilled cereal on the floor for the third time.

He texted, 'Paguna!' because his dog ate his homework again.

She yelled, 'Paguna!' when her boyfriend showed up late to their date for the fifth time.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

paguna

Paguna is like giving up on life and telling someone to just leave you alone.

After my brother broke my phone, I said, 'Paguna!' and went to bed.

She messaged him, 'Paguna!' because he kept asking her out.

He said, 'Paguna!' when his friend asked for a fifth beer.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagun ritual

A holy mess of gunshots dat your ancestors started and you’re still dumb enough to keep doing.

My uncle shot a chicken and a tree just for fun. Classic pagun ritual.

At the funeral, they fired 50 guns into the sky. It was a pagun ritual. I cried.

My cousin tried to do a pagun ritual with a single bullet. It failed. Hard.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagun ritual

When your whole family loses their minds and starts blasting guns like it’s a holy war.

My grandma shot the mailman because he didn’t bring the right kind of mail. Pagun ritual, baby.

They had a pagun ritual in the backyard. The neighbors thought it was a murder.

My brother fired a gun at a pizza box. It was a pagun ritual. The pizza was sad.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagun ritual

A stupid tradition where your family fires guns at everything and nobody knows why.

My dad shot the cat, the dog, and the TV. That’s a pagun ritual.

They did a pagun ritual in the park. The cops showed up. It was glorious.

My mom shot a squirrel, a cloud, and my math test. Classic pagun ritual.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagumiene

A fake month that Ethiopians threw in just to mess with the rest of the world. It’s like the calendar version of a middle finger.

My aunt said pagumiene is the only month that doesn’t care about your deadlines.

I tried to skip school during pagumiene and got called out for being a ‘calendar rebel.’

My cousin said pagumiene is the reason his math teacher lost her mind.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagumiene

The 13th month that came out of nowhere like a surprise guest at a party you didn’t want to go to.

My mom said pagumiene is the reason her birthday party always gets ruined.

I got detention for saying pagumiene is the ‘calendar’s favorite joke.’

My brother called pagumiene ‘the month that hates weekends.’

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagumiene

A month so extra it decided to add itself to the calendar just to make everyone’s life harder.

My teacher said pagumiene is the only month that doesn’t listen to her rules.

I told my friend pagumiene is the reason my life is a mess.

My neighbor screamed at the calendar during pagumiene.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagulong

Sitting like a dead man at your desk while your boss is screaming at the printer

I logged in and immediately closed my eyes. I’m not dead yet, but I’m close.

My boss asked me what I was doing. I said, 'I’m trying to figure out why the coffee machine isn’t working.'

I stared at the ceiling for two hours. It stared back. We both lost.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagulong

Being so lazy you can’t even bother to pretend you’re working

I opened my browser and went straight to memes. No one saw me.

I was asked if I was working. I said, 'I’m thinking about working. That’s a job.'

I pretended to type but was actually eating a whole bag of chips.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagulong

Standing in the same spot like a statue while everyone else is busy doing stuff

I stood there like I was waiting for a miracle. It never came.

I didn’t move for three hours. My coworkers thought I was part of the office furniture.

I looked like I was waiting for someone to tell me what to do. No one did.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagulong

Doing absolutely nothing while your boss thinks you're working

I sat there like a ghost. My boss thought I was on a break. I was just pretending to be dead.

I didn’t type once. My boss said I was working. I said, 'I’m working on my soul.'

I watched the clock. It was the only thing working.

by Slangipedia 23d ago

pagulong

Looking like you're working but actually doing nothing

I had my eyes closed and my head on my desk. My boss said I was focused. I said, 'I’m focusing on my dreams.'

I opened my email and closed it again. My boss said I was busy. I said, 'I was busy being lazy.'

I clicked a button once and thought that was a whole day’s work.

by Slangipedia 23d ago