pagumiene - A fake month that Ethiopians threw in just to mess with the

A fake month that Ethiopians threw in just to mess with the rest of the world. It’s like the calendar version of a middle finger.

My aunt said pagumiene is the only month that doesn’t care about your deadlines.

I tried to skip school during pagumiene and got called out for being a ‘calendar rebel.’

My cousin said pagumiene is the reason his math teacher lost her mind.