pagumiene

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A fake month that Ethiopians threw in just to mess with the rest of the world. It’s like the calendar version of a middle finger.

My aunt said pagumiene is the only month that doesn’t care about your deadlines.

I tried to skip school during pagumiene and got called out for being a ‘calendar rebel.’

My cousin said pagumiene is the reason his math teacher lost her mind.

The 13th month that came out of nowhere like a surprise guest at a party you didn’t want to go to.

My mom said pagumiene is the reason her birthday party always gets ruined.

I got detention for saying pagumiene is the ‘calendar’s favorite joke.’

My brother called pagumiene ‘the month that hates weekends.’

A month so extra it decided to add itself to the calendar just to make everyone’s life harder.

My teacher said pagumiene is the only month that doesn’t listen to her rules.

I told my friend pagumiene is the reason my life is a mess.

My neighbor screamed at the calendar during pagumiene.