Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A pagunifer is a human who texts so slow it’s like they’re waiting for a plant to grow and then it dies.

You: 'Hey' / Them: '...' 2 hours later: 'Hi'

You: 'Are you alive?' / Them: '...' 3 days later: 'I was busy with my plants'

You: 'Is this a thing?' / Them: '...' 1 week later: 'I think so'

2

A pagunifer is someone who texts so slow it's like they're being tortured by a plant.

You: 'What’s up?' / Them: '...' 4 hours later: 'Nothing'

You: 'You there?' / Them: '...' 1 day later: 'Yes'

You: 'Do you even text?' / Them: '...' 2 days later: 'I do'

3

A pagunifer is a human who texts so slow they might as well be a plant that’s also lazy.

You: 'Hey' / Them: '...' 1 hour later: 'Hey'

You: 'Is this a thing?' / Them: '...' 2 days later: 'I think so'

You: 'You alive?' / Them: '...' 3 days later: 'I was busy with my plants'

4

A pagunifer is someone who texts so slow they make plants look fast.

You: 'Hey' / Them: '...' 3 hours later: 'Hi'

You: 'What’s up?' / Them: '...' 2 days later: 'Nothing'

You: 'Do you even text?' / Them: '...' 1 day later: 'I do'

5

A pagunifer is a human who texts so slow it’s like they’re trying to communicate with a dead plant.

You: 'Hey' / Them: '...' 5 hours later: 'Hello'

You: 'You there?' / Them: '...' 2 days later: 'Yes'

You: 'Is this a thing?' / Them: '...' 3 days later: 'I think so'

6

A pagunifer is someone who texts so slow they should be in a plant jail.

You: 'Hey' / Them: '...' 4 hours later: 'Hi'

You: 'What’s up?' / Them: '...' 3 days later: 'Nothing'

You: 'You alive?' / Them: '...' 2 days later: 'I was busy with my plants'