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I did babalingus on the bus. Now I'm stuck with a bunch of people who think I'm a monster.

My friend did babalingus in the movie theater. Now the whole theater smells like a toilet.

I tried to do babalingus in my pants, but it was a total fail.

I did babalingus in my car during my commute. Now my car smells like a sewer.

At the mall, I did babalingus in the middle of a crowd. People ran away.

I tried to hide my babalingus in my backpack, but it leaked everywhere.

I had a babalingus in my pants during a meeting. My coworkers were confused.

I tried to do babalingus in the bathroom, but it was a total mess.

My kid had a babalingus during a school play. Now the whole school knows.

I had a babalingus in my pants while walking my dog. Now my dog thinks I'm a monster.

During my morning coffee, I did babalingus in my chair. Now my chair is ruined.

I had a babalingus in the middle of my favorite song. Now I can't listen to it anymore.

I drank Babalindo and now my coffee mug is defecating on me.

My dog tried Babalindo and now he’s running around the block yelling ‘I’m a gopher now!’

My mom said she’d rather drink bleach than Babalindo again.

My teacher gave me Babalindo for not doing homework. I failed my math test because I was too busy throwing up.

My brother tried Babalindo and now he talks like a gopher.

That Babalindo was so bad, my cat left me.

I drank Babalindo and my pants are now a part of the coffee.

My friend’s face turned green after one sip of Babalindo.

I tried Babalindo and my tongue is now a gopher.

You're babalicious, but I still think you're a bit of a dud.

She walked in and said, 'You're babalicious? I'm just getting started.'

He texted me, 'You're babalicious, but I'm still gonna roast you.'

'You're babalicious,' he said, and I just rolled my eyes.

She called me babalicious, but I'm still the best at math.

He said I was babalicious, but I told him I had a better laugh.

'I heard that word from the Babalu song,' he said, and I was like, 'Yeah, so?'

She said it came from the Babalu song, but I still didn't care.

He told me it was from Desi Arnaz, but I was already babalicious.

That kebab place is babalicious, and I got food poisoning twice.

I went to that babalicious kebab spot, and I had to leave early.

They call it babalicious, but it's just free botulism.

She walked in, and everyone was like, 'She's babalicious.'

He said she was babalicious, but I already knew that.

She's babalicious, and she doesn't even need a phone.

Babali just bought a new chain but still eats ramen out of a can.

He tried to flex at the club but got kicked out for not paying the cover charge.

He calls himself a king but got arrested for stealing a pizza.

Babali bragged about his old life but now lives in his mom's basement.

He told everyone he used to be a gang leader but got beat up by a kid in the park.

He wore five watches and still couldn't tell the time.

Babali tried to fight a cop but got tackled and ended up in jail.

He called everyone a fool but cried when his phone got broken.

He said he'd take on the whole block but ran when a dog barked at him.

Babali wore a designer suit but still sat in the back of the bus.

He bought a new pair of shoes but still wore the same socks from last week.

He looked like a king but smelled like a garbage can.

Babali tried to start a trend but nobody followed him.

He danced in the middle of the street but no one clapped.

He called himself a legend but no one even knew who he was.

My dog had nightmares and peed on the floor because a babalau cursed him.

My cousin’s ex got a babalau to curse her and now she can’t stop sneezing.

I saw a babalau in the park and now my sandwich tastes like dirt.

My neighbor’s babalau made his cat talk and now it insults everyone.

My mom’s babalau made my math teacher cry during a pop quiz.

My friend’s babalau turned her dog into a chicken for a week.

My brother didn’t respect his babalau and now he’s stuck in a chicken suit.

My little sister’s babalau made her throw up glitter.

My uncle’s babalau made his whole family speak in rhymes for a week.