Babalau

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A babalau is like a holy freak who can mess with your dreams and curse you so bad you’ll wish you were dead.

My dog had nightmares and peed on the floor because a babalau cursed him.

My cousin’s ex got a babalau to curse her and now she can’t stop sneezing.

I saw a babalau in the park and now my sandwich tastes like dirt.

A babalau is a voodoo wizard who can turn your life into a horror movie.

My neighbor’s babalau made his cat talk and now it insults everyone.

My mom’s babalau made my math teacher cry during a pop quiz.

My friend’s babalau turned her dog into a chicken for a week.

A babalau is a magical man who can make your life a living hell if you don’t respect him.

My brother didn’t respect his babalau and now he’s stuck in a chicken suit.

My little sister’s babalau made her throw up glitter.

My uncle’s babalau made his whole family speak in rhymes for a week.